Jake Caldera


Jake grew up in Canada’s hottest city, Windsor, Ontario, where his satirical brand of humour, or as his mother would say, smart-assery, earned him daily visits to the principal’s office. At age twenty, he completed his undergrad in chemistry and, at his guidance counselor’s insistence that ‘meth cook’ was not an acceptable career path, decided to resort to his back-up plan: medicine. Now he studies at a new school with classmates who tolerate his frequent disruptions, so long as he writes plenty of offensive material for their annual comedy show. Jake cannot disclose the name of the institution he attends for professional reasons, but on an unrelated note, he would like the faculty and administration to know how appreciative he is of their sense of humour and extraordinarily forgiving nature.

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The Elephant on Fire
Price: $3.71 USD. Words: 124,170. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Ember Gold, the image-obsessed star of a series of dystopian future movies has her life turned upside down when her half half-­baked publicity stunt in a third­-world country ends up with her caught in the middle of a full-­scale revolution. With the future of a nation resting on her shoulders, can this ignorant actress step up and become the heroine she portrays on screen? Probably not.

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