by Jane Perky
Bastien: There I was, sitting alone in the dark, in my broken-down apartment when the doorbell rings. Next thing I know, this sexy little thing barges right in, takes off his clothes and starts twerking in front of me.
He tells me he’s a gift from my brother.
That he’s here to give me a special little dance but I know better.
I know what Jesse is.
He’s my mate.