Jeff Bilman

Biography

For a long time I dabbled in cartooning, illustration and film. This included: writing and illustrating cards for a major greeting card company, awards for my comedy short film "The Brink", and a couple feature-writing assignments for producers in Hollywood (boy, that was hard).

My focus switched to writing books for children when I began reading to my boys at bedtime. It's a great way to connect, even if the rest of the day has been too busy. I wanted to write a book that boys would love, and their parents might also enjoy reading.

I like humor - a lot. I also see great value in the tradition of storytelling to demonstrate concepts that may help children traverse some of life's difficulties (such as being called 'Farty bum breath').

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Books

Beasts of Warghoul
Series: Trevor: Diary of an Alien. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,010. Language: American English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trevor and his buddies from Space Patrol are sent on a mission to find a group of missing Scouts. What they discover is a plot that threatens the entire Galaxy ... unless Trevor can do something about it. Read Trevor's diary and witness the beginnings of a legend.
Trevor: Diary of an Alien - Operation Earth Destroy
Series: Trevor: Diary of an Alien. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,520. Language: American English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trevor is an alien. His mission - to destroy Earth.... This is his diary.
The Gas Giant
Series: Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 34,000. Language: American English. Published: February 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After defeating the Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters and quitting EDAM, Matt and Jamie Belmont are forced back into action to save the Earth again.
Vampire Butts from Outer Space
Price: Free! Words: 4,300. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
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A short story about Vampire Butts from Outer Space who have come to take over the Earth.
Curiosity: The Mars Rover
Price: Free! Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Intermediate, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Curiosity is searching for life on Mars. Unfortunately for the little Mars Rover, he finds more life than he knows what to do with.
Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters
Series: Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,840. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Intermediate, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Ninja fighting, half-robot, half-monster aliens from Alpha Centauri have come to destroy the Earth. Are two bickering brothers the world’s only hope? Join Matt Belmont and his troublesome little brother, Jamie, as they take on the meanest, ugliest and possibly dumbest aliens in the Universe.

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