J E Bonneau

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I'm loud and silly. I wear my heart on my sleeve and my spleen on my raincoat. I look like everyone else you know. (If we're going to have a successful revolution, we have to look like them.)
I've been writing since I was nine. I finished my first book at seventeen and discovered fanfic in 11/2013, a discovery that gave my writing the incomparable boon of immediate fan feedback.


Alternate Opinions
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,150. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Alternates are a team that believe everyone with a drive to help people should be able to be a hero and be themselves. Captain Sierra, leader of the largest mainstream group believes what people think of a hero is just as important as what they do. If that's true why does the Captain protect Sunstar, a 'hero' that is almost certainly a criminal?
Benny at White Light
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 81,910. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
When magic awakens within Benny and she turns mystik, she is thrown out of her house and stumbles into an opportunity to go to White Light, the most prestigious magic school in the multiverse. There she struggles to acclimatize to a new world and her place in it and becomes involved in trying to bring concepts like equal rights to a naturally hierarchical culture.

Smashwords book reviews by J E Bonneau

  • Everybody Has Those Thoughts So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay on March 04, 2012

    Amusing and accessible story explaining how everyone has 'those thoughts'. Story got bogged down in a couple places from author trying to write to kids at their level and just coming off forced and lazy. Also Dad should have explained to the little girl that he needed to talk to junior privately not gleefully ditched her.
  • Happiness May Vary on March 06, 2012

    Much funnier than I expected. The first full length novel I've read by the author and definitely the best.
  • Everybody Masturbates for Girls on March 06, 2012

    easily accessible pro-masturbation book for young girls wondering if they're normal (they are)
  • In The Closet on March 06, 2012

    quick easy read, and the first story to make me cry in years.
  • Smashwords Style Guide on March 06, 2012

    Thank you for this invaluable resource. It offered amazing help, I followed it exactly and was included in the premium catalog without any changes needed
  • A Not-So-Grimm Fairytale on March 06, 2012

    I loved this story. Another joyful silly entry into the modern fairy tale canon
  • Skankarella on March 08, 2012

    This book made me laugh and cry and cry while laughing more times then I can count. I don't remember a time that's happened before. It makes an old fairie tale (the story that has been most filmed and interpreted of all stories)fresh and new. I won't break it down into the scenes I loved because I don't want to spoil it. But I recommend it highly and wholeheartedly.
  • Bea Woolf on March 25, 2012

    fun urban fantasy offering. Relatable heroine and good pace to the story. I found the ending a little disappointing. It felt a bit abrupt, but I would definitely recommend the book.
  • Grl2grl 2: Give Me a "D" on March 25, 2012

    Touching relateable story. I truly felt the heroines pain and confusion. The story really came alive.
  • Grl2grl 2: Her Secret Life on March 25, 2012

    great story. Very real. I cried. I could really relate to what the mother was going through. To how hard it is to be yourself when that's not who your family thinks you are or wants you to be.