Jeffrey Weber


Bio - I was born in the Bronx. I had my first article published in Railroad Model Craftsman (model trains- published in Ramsey, NJ) in July, 1965 when I was 17. I have published my own newsletter for the last ten years. ( A sample is available on my web site, which I designed. For over one year, I have published a weekly column for Talking Points newsletter entitled Contrarian Corner.

I went to college at the University of Arizona and got a Bachelor's Degree in History & Government. Then law school for a year and a half & then to the University of Nevada, Las Vegas for a Bachelor's in Accounting.

I worked for the US Army as an auditor and lived 17 years in Germany, Korea, Japan & Belgium.

I have my own investing book called "I Guarantee You Will Buy Low Sell High and Make Money or Here Are the Customer's Yachts." And I continue to publish my monthly investing newsletter showing best investments for my book.

I lead an interesting life so I decided to write my bio in the same way Mark Twain wrote his. Volume 1 of my Bio "My Only Crime Was Being Born" will be published soon.

Smashwords Interview

What is your writing process?
I use Dragon naturally Speaking to ensure my ideas flow into the computer as fast as I can say them. Words flow easily when I'm writing and I want to make sure I don't lose them through the slow processing of typing.

For my greatest tweets series of books I downloaded over 40,000 tweets and then split them into categories. Then I found logical categories and generated 3 books and working on my 4th - Jeff's Greatest religious Tweets
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
First stories I read were the Hardy Boys Mystery series - I found I really liked to read. Then I wrote my first published magazine article for Railroad Model Craftsman magazine where I worked in high school. I covered a model railroad convention in Woburn, Mass and I still remember I saw my first UFOs on the drive up there. I was even the photographer and had a couple of my pictures published along with the article.
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Where to find Jeffrey Weber online


Jeff's Greatest Political & Economic Tweets
Series: Jeff's Greatest Political & Economic Tweets, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 20,720. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Economic policy
To politicians and economists everywhere who provide such fertile material...similar to the material cows provide.
Jeff's Greatest Inspirational Tweets
Series: Jeff's Greatest Political & Economic Tweets, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 67,720. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
All of us need help in all areas of our lives. Here is a great smorgesboard of great minds with great advice on many different subjects. Read great tweets about love, success, trying, doing, and many more and be inspired and refreshed. These quotes I’ve posted to my Twitter page over the last four years offer all of us the wisdom of the ages and will help us to live better lives.
Jeff's Greatest Sarcastic Tweets
Series: Jeff's Greatest Political & Economic Tweets, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 47,120. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
I realized I had written many great sarcastic tweets and that I had retweeted many classic sarcastic tweets. I felt the urgent desire (not being sarcastic)to share my sarcasm
The Island of Wanted Submission
Price: $3.99 $1.60 USD. (60% off!) Words: 74,170. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
The Shymaster was the unchallenged ruler of his island. His passion was helping conservative, prim and proper mothers and daughters to learn the art of sexual and other pleasures. He picked beautiful red-headed mother Letty and daughter Prissy to begin their journey up Pleasure Mountain under his expert guidance. Soon they would understand and understand completely.
I Guarantee You Will Buy Low and Sell High and Make Money
Price: $3.99 $1.60 USD. (60% off!) Words: 58,910. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Stock market investing
(5.00 from 1 review)
Here is a great way to invest in stocks, ETFs, LEAPs and closed-end funds. My book shows an easy way to invest that tells you when to buy, when to sell, how much to buy or sell or when to do nothing. Book shows you how to use my Automatic Investment Management (AIM) in bull and bear markets. You receive FREE 350-page Adobe Acrobat version and a Free 1-yr newsletter subscription when you buy.
My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3
Series: My Only Crime Was Being Born, an autobiography, Volume 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 105,490. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Volume 3 of my autobiography continues the misadventures of Jeffee in a world he doesn't belong. Unlike Frodo in Lord of the Rings, Jeffee still hasn't found the Fire of Mordor to destroy the ring...yet. Learn about my Artic adventures in Michigan, about a lot of other crazy, funny, sad stuff, some of my insights into the Bible - it's all there, I lived it all & want to share it with you.
My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2
Series: My Only Crime Was Being Born, an autobiography, Volume 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 134,710. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Volume 2 continues the adventures of Jeffee as he bravely does battle with a world he was never cut out for. Volume 2 focuses mainly on the strange and unusual adventures Jeffee had in the land of work. You will read about many strange (and bad) adventures I had as I entered the work force. The strangest "job" I ever had was my time in the Army starting with getting drafted - amazing!
My Only Crime Was Being Born - An Autobiography, Volume 1
Series: My Only Crime Was Being Born, an autobiography, Volume 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 111,280. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
I was born on Friday the 13th, the only Friday the 13th incidently, in the year I was born. I have led an interesting life, with many strange, odd incidents. However some good things happened which you see when I show you the wonderful letters my "Pen Pal" from Hong Kong wrote me and finally after six years we got together. I write about school, college baseball, bad jobs with great satire.

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