Jeffra Hays


A zillion years ago, in the tiny spaces of my tiny mind, tangled yarns confused. O come! Come, reader! Join me as we -- characters all -- snip to clip the endless loop of interior consternation. Come, reader!

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Saving Triott Chicken
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
A lost baby, saved and adored -- though jealous rivalry can never be ignored. Mixtures of pictures plus photos restored, warm chicken verse, prose is even worse. Feathered love, orange toes, Triott Chicken knows.
AffectionAires Part 4
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,860. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
On Island Bunny it all ends funny, shouting, shouting, It's my money.
AffectionAires Part 3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,890. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It's love, it's love, they know it's love./ How ever can they tell?/ Well, she can shove, and he turns dove./ With nose he rings her bell.
AffectionAires Part 2
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,940. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Our Princess owns her daughter, who/ If only she'd confess,/ Is born to Smart, so plays her part/ In making royal mess./ And then there's urns, flamingos, terns/ And mermaids marching nude./ Oh, what to wear? Or just go bare?/ To one that seems too rude.
Price: Free! Words: 17,270. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Her King of Coney Island is about to lose his throne/ To Princess Smart, whose royal art/ Is causing Prince to moan./ A bird addict cannot predict who might fall from the sky,/ A rich princess or feathered mess might coo-coo by. And bye.// Free for now, not for long, save a dollar, sing a song.
ParaDick Sharry
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,920. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Hyper Futhark! Abnormal paranormal! Reader is warned, before beginning: this book contains wraith-inhibited sinning.
Cocoa Almond Darling
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 54,850. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » African American fiction » Romance
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Young, white Milly runs away from her sexless husband. She thinks she knows about lust and love. Desperate for a job, she finds work with a married black man. Slowly and steadily, he seduces her. Illicit love entangles them both in a triangle of jealousy for the rest of their lives. Now a grandmother, Milly tells us all, remembering, slowly and steadily, taking her time while breaking your heart.
Hear, O
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Religious, Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
In paraphrase of famous lines: And the old man lived with no other thought/ Than to love and be loved by Thee.
Bargain Basement
Price: Free! Words: 6,200. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Religious, Fiction » Christian » Romance
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Her wants are few, though often many. She's always saving every penny.
Nut Weevil Screw
Price: Free! Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Passions in the office, 1999. Who bugs who? And who screws fine?
A Half Jew on Jew Street
Price: Free! Words: 8,120. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
He's touring Jew Street. What will he meet?
A Professional's Four Quarters
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
Her lies, lies, then his surprise.

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Smashwords book reviews by Jeffra Hays

  • Alvin's Farm Book 1: Alvin's Farm on Jan. 08, 2012

    Alvin in particular grabbed me from the moment he appeared -- simple dialog that expresses so much. Graham writes with love for her story, and for her characters, and the reader feels that love throughout.
  • Alexander Murphy's Home for Wayward Celebrities on March 06, 2012

    Start with a quote: "... it takes more than twenty-three chromosomes to have a say in your kid's life." There are quite a few quotables in this novel. The author's voice (I won't tell more and spoil it) can be personal and sincere. That voice is strongest at the end, when the 'Secret' is exposed -- nice. Too many passages were rough going at times, lots of characters at lots of parties, which is what celebrities do, so I'm told. My emotional connection to the main character was minimal, and I think the book could use some editing. I'm certainly glad I didn't give up. When he pours his literary heart out, Mr. Karaczewski can write.
  • The Well Boiled Icycle on May 04, 2012

    Bravo Barnaby! Just when I had convinced myself of the world's doom, it's Barnaby Wilde to the rescue, HAHA champion of short some-sense nonsense, love of words and wordplay. I like, like, like.