J. Elk-Baptisté


J. Elk-Baptisté the author of The Story of Tump, many short stories, poetry and lyrics. He and his family reside in Tasmania.


The Journal of Junior Chunk [Of Standing Stones and Heavenlies]
Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 24,930. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
The Journal of Junior Chunk [Of Standing Stones and Heavenlies] Hate--that's what you're holding in your hand.
Sweet Poison Lyrics
Price: $7.60 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Music » Lyrics, Nonfiction » Music » Lyrics
Sweet Poison. Lyrics. A collection of lyrics in a variety of styles, by J. Elk-Baptisté. For your pleasure and enjoyment.
Price: $7.00 USD. Words: 7,900. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Music » Lyrics
A volume of lyrics in a variety of styles, by J. Elk-Baptisté. For your enjoyment.
Blue Tricycle Poetry & Lyrics
Price: $7.50 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian
A volume of poetry and lyrics for your pleasure and enjoyment.
Seven Short Stories
Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 35,760. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Horror » General
A collection of darkly humorous short stories for your enjoyment. by J. Elk-Baptisté. Earthworks, Billy Fireflies, Case File: Randy Nutter, Dog is a Dog Cat is a Cat Joan of Winterhagen, Charles and Kranston Knows Best.
Price: $3.60 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
'Hi. 'Charles, calling Earth. 'Sssscreeeewaheeee...' 'I know you're out there ... come in please. 'Vern! Vern! Do you hear me dude? Come back? Get back to me good buddy, Vern! 'Fuck!' 'Charles—stop with the swearing! Desist! Immediately young man!' 'This walkie-talkie of Vern's is crap—it won't send—it won't receive—it's dead!' 'That's no excuse! 'Get that homework done!' 'Yes Mom...'
Joan of Winterhagen
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 7,460. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
There are three things I know. The first of them is that Mabus is not the name of God. The second is that I am Joan. Just that, Joan. A part of me rebels though, and in splitting away from the rest, that part knows itself as Joan of Mud. That Joan, believes that, if the spirit were freed of imprisoning flesh then redemption would be hers.
Dog is a Dog, Cat is a Cat. Ain't nothin' at all can be done about that.
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Why would anyone buy books? Why..?' Vanessa Winter asked, 'When there's a perfectly adequate library down town? It's situated right next to the Post Office and the place is crammed to the rafters with books. Last time I heard, those books were being loaned out free. You fill out a short form and the questions asked are not too invasive, you will not come away feeling they've had their way with you
Case File: Randy Nutter
Price: $3.60 USD. Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
'All right then. Let's see if I've grasped the problem. You have mouth ulcers and they're driving you to distraction. You're beside yourself, not so much for reason of any physical suffering, but rather, you're in dread of them causing you embarrassment? In communicating, they could just happen to speak with people present. And let's just say, explanation would be impossibly difficult.
Billy Fireflies
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
'Don't you understand, Billy? You're not real. You're just not.' 'Am.' 'No. You are not!' He would never be reasoned with. She would look away from him. Maybe then he would behave sensibly or just leave. She looked up into the highest leafy branches of the big cedar tree and imagined that way up there, she could see a nest. It could be so...

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Latest book: Don't Eat Humans: A Dragon's Rulebook on Life. Published March 4, 2016. (3.33 from 3 reviews)