"NEVER ordinary. ALWAYS extraordinary"... erotica powered by Gwen Haukins
I am currently immersed in another genre, but will continue working on new erotica titles as time and public interest allows. Thank you for your patronage and I look forward to returning to this genre (my favorite) soon.
GPH (she with her feet on the couch)
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Episode #3. Piper thinks she's prepared. After all, didn't her sister Payton already go through this? Clued Piper in as to what awaited her at tryouts? Of course, there are some things that just can't be talked about; secret rituals that must be experienced firsthand; without foreknowledge. Secret rituals that can't easily be washed off.
The mother of all bachelorette parties is underway. And Freddy Keener is on his way. Sure, he wasn't invited. But so what? Neither was his best friend Josh, and that didn't stop him from going over there to check things out. Heck, if it wasn't for him, Josh probably wouldn't have made it two steps (inches) inside his sister(s) front door.
Mom's hump day chili is the absolute best. Only I think maybe I overdid it last night. That or she may have added some new ingredient she didn't tell me about it. I mean, it's one thing to ask for seconds; but eating it the whole night? That's just being a slob. Well, good thing Mom's BFF Marion and Aunt Bethany are coming by this morning. There's plenty left to go around. Loads of it actually.
Harmony Harper is going to get married. But before she gets married, her BFF Kinzie Keener is throwing her the mother of all bachelorette parties; a party where a strangely-familiar stripper will strut his stuff. Could it really be their once and long ago babysitter? Or maybe it's someone else. Could it be her little brother Josh?
Episode #2. Piper and Payton don't trust their mother. After what happened two years ago at Piper's birthday/pool party, you can hardly blame them. Yes, their mom is a MILF, but there are worse things she could be. Now if they could only keep Mom attending to her barberry bushes instead of taking their would-be boyfriends to school.
Two months have passed since Chloe moved in, and already, her retired grandfather is upset. Arthur's upset because it's Friday night; the one night of the week when he can stay up all night; crossword his granddaughter up and down and all around, and now here she is texting him late in the afternoon, telling him she's decided to go to her aunt's out-of-town wedding after all. Crosswords time!
Welcome to the world of Succulent Greens, a golf community where nothing is out-of-bounds. So begins the Gwen Haukins erotic fiction series best described as a cross between soap opera and adult film; a sprawling literary history of a community so bereft of a moral compass, that finding your way out is as onerous as the things that transpire there.
For months, the Hunter family has been receiving wrong numbers. Seems their home number was been added to a plumbing distributor's call-list. So when they get a mysterious call on hump day; the one day of the week when Dad is gone, Quill thinks nothing of it. Only this call isn't from the plumbers; it's from a modem; one that'll make hump day far more delicious than his mom's mouth-watering chili.
Amanda is Chuck's number one assistant; a young girl who isn't afraid to roll up her sleeves and get her hands dirty. For six months, she's worked alongside the part-time carpenter, helping him renovate a home for a needy family. The only thing is, Amanda has needs of her own; things in her life she wants to change; to amend. And first on her list is her ex-BFF's father.
Daniel has been watching "Kenna and Kara Are Expecting" for nearly nine months now. It's replaced the defunct "Dullard Family Values" as his go-to show on Friday nights. And why shouldn't it? After all, he did have something to do with the "expecting" part, didn't he? But the time has now come to return; return to those who so naively believe him to be their guardian angel.
It's the last Friday of the month and that means it's the boss' poker night; an event with but one purpose for Larry Drick: to take from the employees and to give to his teenage daughter. Only this time, Russell Johnson has other designs; other cards to play. And maybe, if he plays his cards right, he'll inject Melody Drick with something more than a sense of superiority.
Six months after moving day, Jason is back home from college. He's back home because Piper's wedding is just three days away, and not only that: but his sister's best friend Ashley; her future maid-of-honor, is staying with her. Better still: Piper's fiancée Ian is out of town and on the road. So what better time to use the amulet?
Dylan has been visiting Addison for weeks now. He just can't help himself. Even after receiving a threatening call from his older brother, Dylan still can't pry himself away. His appetite is just too strong. But when he's surprised by Addison's big sister Savannah, Dylan knows things are about to get quite interesting, and before the night is over, he will count himself lucky to be alive.
Chloe Darby is going away to college and has found a willing roommate in her grandfather. Sure, he may not be the most exciting roommate, but staying with Papa is saving her a bundle, even if it means enduring the occasional crossword. So boring! But grandpa gets pretty deep into those things, doesn't he? What's up with that? And why am I so sore the day after I help him with those darn things?
When Daniel uses the Magic TV to transport himself into the world of reality television juggernaut "Dullard Family Values" and encounters their brood of seventeen, things get interesting faster then the Dullard family matriarch gets knocked up. So put your pregnant on pause, because Daniel is about to discover that sometimes what happens in the Magic TV, doesn't always stay in the Magic TV.
Hope is a diehard Blue fan. Heck, it's the reason she goes to school there. So when Grant floats her a friendly wager, she's all in. No way State wins. He's gonna be a sore loser. Or so she thinks. Because anything can happen come March. Anything. And before the afternoon's over, pouty little Hope will discover just how sore losing can be.
As usual, Grace is running late. Her mom's wedding is less than two hours away, and she hasn't even done her nails yet. But when she falls under the spell of Andrew's little blue pad, Grace will have another chance to put things right. Or maybe Andrew will just put something in right where he's always wanted it to be.
Follow the app as it travels to Florida and encounters the incorrigible Samantha and her impetuous baby sister Sarah. Together they've frustrated their neighbor William beyond the limits of what any man should have to endure. But now that he has the app, the tables are about to get turned over. And so are the sisters.
Piper is moving into her new apartment, but when her fiancee gets called away to work, who will fill in? Her little brother Jason, of course. Only Jason's idea of filling in is more than Piper bargained for, and with the mysterious amulet within his possession, the twenty-three year old will find herself doing things she never could've imagined.
Dylan is beta-testing an app. It's an app that's guaranteed to fulfill his wildest fantasies. With a swipe of his finger and the touch of a button, no woman is beyond his reach. Not even his precocious niece Addison. Time to charge that battery and buckle in, because eighteen year old Addison is about to get app'd.