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Me & My Zapper
Price: Free! Words: 25,310. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A young man invents a contraption that invokes intense arousal in women, but soon has to face up to the consequences of his action. This is an adult, erotic story.
Price: Free! Words: 52,550. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
This is the erotic tale of a fun-loving eighteen year old, who has to rely on the support of her boyfriend when she is attacked, and how she blossoms with her new friend.
The Spank Race
Price: Free! Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
(2.00 from 1 review)
A gentleman is signed up to receive 2,000 spanks by his scheming wife. This is a very short story of under 3,000 words.
All Thanks to Naked Wednesday
Price: Free! Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
A gentleman is coerced into joining in with an Internet meme. This is a short story of less than 3000 words.
Escaping From A Murderer
Price: Free! Words: 15,060. Language: English (Scottish dialect). Published: April 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Teenage mother Annabel Sprott is embroiled with London gangster Tony Radcliff, but as his empire starts to crumble, the violent murderer starts to unleash his violent streak on those closest to home. Can Annabel get her baby to safety with the unreliable George before Tony finds out and what will become of a sleepy Scottish town as she brings a trail of violence to its door? This is a violent book
Price: Free! Words: 17,940. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Jack Fox gets embroiled with crazy young exhibitionist, Poppy, after his relationship with the stable Dannielle breaks down. He faces disapproval of his staid family if the antics of Poppy and himself come out. This is a short story in the Growing Pains Universe but will work as a standalone story. This is an erotic story
The Wooing Of A London Soubrette
Price: Free! Words: 21,350. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
(4.00 from 1 review)
This book addresses some adult themes and has erotic scenes. Grace and Sandy travel to London to find a living working in the massage parlours of Soho, but Grace soon finds love reluctantly in the arms of a punter while Sandy’s desperation leads to tragic consequences.
Growing Pains: Repentance
Price: Free! Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
This is the sequel to Betrayal (free download) and Rhea continues to address the shocking behaviour of her partner as they struggle to pay the debts Simon has accumulated, resorting to an extreme money making scheme. Andy has a date with a beautiful young florist, and plots to help his friends with paying for their IVF treatment. Meanwhile, Simon’s brother is released from prison.
Growing Pains: Broken Promises
Price: Free! Words: 7,800. Language: British English. Published: May 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Sarah is leading a double life, and escapes to London to meet with her boyfriend on the eve of her exam for a disastrous date with the manipulative Kevin. This is the second instalment in the “Growing Pains” series of stories.
Growing Pains: Betrayal
Price: Free! Words: 18,790. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Rhea's life is turned upside down as the truth of her marauding and unfaithful partner is shockingly revealed. She has to decide what to do with her boyfriend as they face eviction, while she gets increasingly concerned about her brother and Zoe - a close family friend - is struggling to get pregnant.
The Au Naturel Girls
Price: Free! Words: 79,670. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
Chauvinistic Adam Hodson, has the experience to remember when his new rented house catches fire and he is moved into a house of liberal, female nudists. As he struggles fully adapt, it is not just Adam who has to learn as the girls have to adjust to his own foibles, weaknesses, and those of his violent, racist friend. This book contains some mature language and some discretion is advised.
On The Run
Price: Free! Words: 71,990. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Three people set about stealing from a mad Ukrainian gangster and then have to evade the Police, the heavies and anyone who is prepared to double-cross them for a slice of £800,000 in used banknotes, some jewellery and three priceless Argentinian artefacts. This is an adult (not erotic) book

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Smashwords book reviews by Bawdy Bloke

  • Ass Play on March 08, 2012

    It's a quick short story; a five minute read. The short scene is nice and hot, good use of descriptive language. Some of the dialogue and sentence structure is a little laboured but it's a good story. Good work!