John Poetzel


John lives on the Big Island of Hawai'i, learning how to
reduce his carbon footprint. There are more stories to come,
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Honolulu Beetles - Short Urban Fantasy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,250. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012 by Think Tank 7. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas
Keiko needs to learn the ropes, fast. Her uncle has been running a clandestine business in the middle of Waikiki, but an accident has put him in a coma. Can she add a little pizzazz to the illegal business and still fly under the radar?
Free Candy - Dark Seattle Humor
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,530. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2011 by Think Tank 7. Categories: Fiction » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The drivers at Quack City thought they had safe, easy jobs, until Jimmy Grant winds up floating face down in Salmon Bay. Gretchen, Suzi, Marie and Sheila might be able to catch lightning in a bottle with their fledgling all-girl rock band, if they can keep Suzi, the dentist, from tinkering with the lyrics. Steven has an obsession with serial killers, as long as they're already dead.
Cheap Tequila - A Funny Urban Fantasy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,580. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2011 by Think Tank 7. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Join Andy, Sharon, Desdemona and Pepper on their zany trip from Seattle to points south and back. Put enough tequila into a caffeinated hipster and hilarity ensues.

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