John Valjean

Biography

John Valjean has been writing erotica on his moderately successful Tumblr from 2014 to 2018, before the site stopped allowing dirty stuff. At the behest of his husband, John took to writing long-form stories based on his deepest, dirtiest sexual fantasies. When he's not writing, John enjoys going to movies, binging tv series, cooking and baking, and spending time with family and friends.

Smashwords Interview

What should readers know about your books?
Folks should know that I like to warm them up before we get to the good stuff. Once we've arrived, I promise that things will get raunchy. I consider it my job to take you on a very specific journey.

Also, I try to inhabit my stories with people who speak and act like real people. They just happen to dive into the dirty stuff like pornstars.
Your stories usually involve incest and/or really open-minded characters.
Yes, I think incest is exceptionally hot, so I tend to gravitate toward writing erotica where family members are too turned on to care about who they’re getting it on with.

I also think it’s hot when a married man (or anyone in a monogamous relationship) suddenly needs it so bad, he’ll decide to hook up with another man. By the way, this does happen in real life!
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Where to find John Valjean online


Series

I Don't Want to Act My Age! Raunchy Tales of Ageplay
When your most erotic fantasies take you down a dark path, perhaps you need the right guide to lead the way. Come, if you dare. Wyatt Phillips is an escort for men with very particular tastes. "The request that is currently in vogue is ageplay," says Wyatt, who knows precisely how to fulfill his clients' darkest, forbidden fantasies. The sex is raunchy, and the scenarios are intense! Get ready not to act your age!
Rimmerdale: Season 1
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. Dive into the taboo mystery that will keep you guessing until its final erotic chapter! Follow sexy high-school senior Arnie Andrews and his circle of friends as they find themselves embroiled in a sexually charged mystery that threatens to doom them all! When a mysterious attack on a pair of students occurs, the town of Rimmerdale is shaken to its core. Was the attack a random act of violence, or was there something more devious behind the crime? On the path to solving the mystery, Arnie and his friends jump from one fiery, sensuous encounter to the next. Fathers and sons, students and teachers, classmates, friends, and rivalries all come together in the most lascivious ways in this explosive fifteen-chapter tale! Carnality, twists, and turns are around every corner in this taboo series told across five volumes that parody the popular, similarly named CW series!

Books

Rimmerdale: Season 1 (A Porn Parody)
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 46,190. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is far from innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their erotic secrets hidden. Dive into the taboo mystery that will keep you guessing until its final obscene chapter!
Family Pride
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,600. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Andrew Tanner thought coming out was hard. Once his father and brother share their true feelings for the teenager, things are bound to get harder.
I Don’t Want to Act My Age 2! More Raunchy Tales of Ageplay
Series: I Don't Want to Act My Age! Raunchy Tales of Ageplay. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,830. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
It's time to explore your erotic fantasies by taking another trip down one the darkest sexual paths imaginable. Come, if you dare.
Wicked Ways: Return to Briarwood
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,990. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
A son comes home to a family he never knew. When the heat turns up, the members of the Ways family find themselves in an inferno that can’t be extinguished.
Home Invasion!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,920. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
What would you be willing to do to protect your life from a group of five burly intruders? What lines would you cross? A father and son are about to find out.
Sex on the Beach
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
What’s a newlywed to do when his wife leaves him high and dry at their honeymoon beach resort with a thousand gay men, ready and willing to party in all kinds of nasty ways?
Nailing the Prom King
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,190. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
What’s the use of chaperoning the prom if you’re not going to have some fun of your own? Especially when you can see that the handsome prom king is down for a good time.
Hot For the New Manny
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,580. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
A married couple hires a sexy, young male-nanny (or manny) to take care of their son. The new manny may also have to squeeze time into his schedule to take care of the boy’s closeted daddy.
My Twins, My Lovers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,100. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Hunter Todd has a healthy sexual appetite. It’s just one of the things he’s passed on to his muscle-bound twins. They’ve come to the Big Apple to see what else they have in common with Daddy.
Bottom Daddies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,410. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dive into this anthology of three daddy/son tales where the sons hunger for their daddies’ tails. A son takes his father behind the barn. A father will grant his daughter’s hand in marriage. For a price. A deputy finds his father, the sheriff, in a compromising position.
A Tale of Two Daddies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,200. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
A handsome son. A father recently released from prison. A stepfather with a double-life. What happens when these three, sexually charged men set aside their inhibitions?
F*cked By My Sister's Boyfriend
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
They say the bond between siblings is unbreakable. One man’s lust is about to test his loyalty to his sister.
My Nasty Neighbors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,230. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Feeling as though his life has stalled, a lonely husband’s world is upended when three handsome strangers move into the house next door. They’re not just neighborly. They’re nasty!
Rimmerdale: Season 1: Physical Education (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,430. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. The star quarterback has just turned eighteen, and he’s resolving to get some raunchy new experiences under his belt!
I Don't Want to Act My Age! Raunchy Tales of Ageplay
Series: I Don't Want to Act My Age! Raunchy Tales of Ageplay. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,310. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
When your most erotic fantasies take you down a dark path, perhaps you need the right guide to lead the way. Come, if you dare.
Rimmerdale: Season 1, Vol. 5: Truth & Consequences (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. Fathers and sons and lifelong friends dial things up, students seek out retribution, and a mystery is resolved.
Rimmerdale: Season 1, Vol. 4: Secrets & Lies (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,290. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. The bond between two friends grows stronger, a tycoon revels in his dark side, and strangers come upon a student digging for the truth.
Rimmerdale: Season 1, Vol. 3: Last Man Standing (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. The football captain is tutored by the new music instructor, the newspaper editor needs to be convinced to run a story, and a street gang comes together to set an example.
Brother 4 Sale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,790. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Imagine you had a gift for pleasuring men. For realizing their fantasies. For satisfying their desires. Now imagine you could make money with this gift. What would you do?
Rimmerdale: Season 1, Vol. 2: Quarterback Sack (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Sex, crime, blackmail, and murder. Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. A gang takes the football star, a father takes his curious son, and two teammates take advantage of their privacy.
Rimmerdale: Season 1, Vol. 1: The Attack (A Porn Parody)
Series: Rimmerdale: Season 1. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,200. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Life in the quiet town of Rimmerdale is anything but innocent, and the residents prefer to keep their secrets hidden. Two classmates meet for a midnight rendezvous, the star quarterback takes one for the team, and a father and son cross a line.
Wedding Day Jitters
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,160. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
Lingering in a room with five horny groomsmen can put a man’s discipline to the test. Find out what happens before promising to love, honor, and obey.
Right Under Mom's Nose
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,670. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
Get sucked into three taboo tales of family members who can’t fight their carnal urges. A husband finds gratification in his brother’s arms. A divorcee experiments with his amorous nephew. A father and son try to deny their lust.
The Masterson Men
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,680. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
After his wife learns of her husband’s infidelities, Buck Masterson is isolated from his three attractive sons. When Buck’s sons find themselves on their own sexual journeys, will their paths eventually cross?
A Night in the Drunk Tank With Dad
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,360. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
(5.00 from 1 review)
Two sexually depraved cops are hell-bent on making life difficult for a father celebrating his son’s birthday. After the two are locked up, things go from difficult to downright obscene.
My Camping Trip With Dad
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,860. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
(3.00 from 1 review)
Before leaving for college, a young man finds himself embroiled in a series of random sexual encounters. A startling yearning is awakened when he realizes there’s only one man he truly desires: his father.

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