The Smile Ambassadors
by Zack and Mack
How does a runaway turtle become a Smile Ambassador to the world? Why do humans experience a felicific beatitude upon seeing this unique creature. What is it about a little girl and her pet turtle that has stadium sized crowds flocking to see them? Based upon the extrospections of Zack and Mack, a real, live, two-headed turtle currently living in the Northern Hemisphere.