Jason Werbeloff

Biography

Jason Werbeloff is a novelist and philosopher. He loves chocolate and his Labrador, Sunny. He's interested in the nature of social groups, personal identity, freedom, and the nature of the mind. His passion is translating philosophical debate around these topics into works of science fiction, while gorging himself on chocolate.

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Books

The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,530. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00)
2146. The Battle of Kentucky. When aliens invade earth, there’s only one woman who can save humanity: Agatha Wretched, a halitosis-fueled, husband-beating, pulpit-pounding chicken sexer living in 1908 South Africa. No chickens were harmed (or pleasured) in the making of 'The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer', a sci-fi comedy short.
Obsidian Worlds: 11 Mind-Bending Sci-Fi Shorts
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 51,200. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: November 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts. 1 must-read anthology. Your brain will never be the same again. In ‘Your Averaged Joe’, a man’s headache is large enough to hold the multiverse. ‘Q46F’ is an obsessive-compulsive android who finds love in a zombie-embroiled apocalypse. ‘The Cryo Killer’ guarantees that your death will be painless, or your money back when you’re thawed. Plug into OBSIDIAN WORLDS.
F**king Through the Apocalypse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,880. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00)
When Harold, not a day over 86, hears that the asteroid is going to hit in 27 days, he doesn’t sink into depression, nor jump off a building, nor move to Hawaii like his neighbors. No, Harold fulfills a dream. Harold decides to open a brothel. 'F**king Through the Apocalypse' is a sci-fi short about loss and redemption … with a hint of fuchsia.
Dinner with Flexi: A Bite-Sized Cyberpunk Satire
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,960. Language: American English. Published: September 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
Twice an hour. Twenty hours a day. Two hundred and eighty johns a week. Standard working hours for a sex bot. I don’t want to sound ungrateful. Someone has to keep the human men happy. Since The Drought, there are no women left to satisfy them – the Ministry decided women make good meat. DINNER WITH FLEXI is a vicious, bite-sized cyberpunk satire. Served with a generous portion of mammary sauce.
The Experience Machine: A Metaphysical Horror
Price: Free! Words: 10,060. Language: American English. Published: August 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
(3.00)
The Machine gives me everything I want. Or the one thing I want. Life in a woman’s body, under the tangerine glow of the Spiral Arm Nebula. But nothing remains the same for long, not even in the timeless worlds of the Experience Machine...
Bleed Me Silicone
You set the price! Words: 1,580. Language: American English. Published: July 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(3.00)
My first memory is of the inside of a cardboard box. It smells of fluorescent light and ancient canyon floors. 'Bleed Me Silicone' is a surreal short about life from the perspective of a bottle of silicone lube. Silky. Brutal.
The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00)
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.
Visiting Grandpa's Brain
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: American English. Published: April 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
(4.00)
Life as a search engine is pretty good. Grandpa doesn’t regret donating his brain to Zoogle. But when Judgment Day arrives and the Vatican possesses the world’s largest search engine, Jesus meddles with Grandpa’s search results. And Grandpa is not impressed. 'Visiting Grandpa’s Brain' is an irreverent sci-fi comedy horror that will dissuade you from keeping your brain anywhere but in your head.
Falling for Q46F
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(4.00)
Each day is the same for Q46F: feed the bunker wall, sing to the dining table in F major, and put the fridge to sleep. But after waiting alone for 27.03 years, Q46F hears a signal. A signal from another. Another Q46F... Falling for Q46F is a post-apocalyptic sci-fi comedy short that will melt even a zombie-proof titanium heart.
The Cryo Killer
Price: Free! Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.50)
At Life Extensions Ltd we guarantee that your death will be painless, or your money back when you’re thawed. And the Cryo Bureau? They won’t suspect a thing… 'The Cryo Killer' is a thrilling sci-fi short that will convince you not to step into the freezer quite yet.
Your Averaged Joe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: American English. Published: December 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
(3.00)
Joe has a migraine so bad it feels like the universe has been crammed into his head. The problem is, it has … YOUR AVERAGED JOE is mind-tingling, absurdist sci-fi that will convince you never to go shopping for green lentils again.
Preparation 162: Giving You Back The Time You Never Had...
Series: The Solace Pill Trilogy, Book 3. Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: American English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Three years after The Fall, the world is crumbling, ruled by the ruthless Body Integrals. Those who took Anders’ batch of Solace Pills are now Runners, lost in the depths of Solace. Ceres and George work to find a cure. Hunted by the Body Integrals, avoiding the Runners, and forced to reset their memories weekly, Ceres and George must develop Preparation 162 before all is lost.
Solace End: The next fifteen minutes will last forever...
Series: The Solace Pill Trilogy, Book 2. Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 18,690. Language: American English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
2249: life is bullet-paced, over-populated, and stressed. Fortunately, Solace Inc has produced a pill that compresses five hours of bliss into fifteen minutes. Today is the annual Solace Festival, and the world plunges into the silky depths of Solace – a delicious place of connection and pleasure. But Anders has modified this batch of Solace Pills, and the next fifteen minutes will last forever.
The Solace Pill (Omnibus Edition)
Series: The Solace Pill Trilogy, Omnibus. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,040. Language: American English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
With the advent of 3D printers capable of scanning and printing humans, life on Earth becomes overpopulated, bullet-paced, and stressed. Thankfully, Solace Inc has the solution: a pill which slows the user’s perception of time, and blots out the interminable busy-ness of the world. But Anders has modified the latest batch of Solace Pills. And this modification is going to change everything...
Solace Inc: Giving You the Time You'll Never Have...
Series: The Solace Pill Trilogy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,490. Language: American English. Published: October 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(2.00)
With the advent of 3D printers capable of scanning and printing humans, life on Earth becomes overpopulated, bullet-paced, and stressed. Thankfully, Solace Inc has the solution: a pill which slows the user’s perception of time, and blots out the interminable busy-ness of the world. But Anders has modified the latest batch of Solace Pills. And this modification is going to change everything...

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