Kim Cormack

Biography

Kim Cormack is the always comedic author of the dark twisted epic paranormal romance series, "The Children of Ankh." She worked for over 16 years as an Early Childhood educator in preschool, daycare, and as an aid. She has M.S and has lived most of her life on Vancouver Island in beautiful British Columbia, Canada. She currently lives in the gorgeous little town of Port Alberni. She's a single mom with two awesome kids. She has a son in grade 8 and a daughter in University at VIU. If you see her back away slowly and toss packages of hot sauce at her until you escape.

Smashwords Interview

Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
I was in elementary school and it was a horror story. My parents were probably both traumatised and proud :)
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe By C.S Lewis. It's not the first story I read, but it was the first time I remember feeling the magic of the written word.
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Where to find Kim Cormack online

Where to buy in print

Videos

Promo For Children Of Ankh Series
Warning The information contained within this website is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger a Correction. If you survive or have shown great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul's protection until your 18th year, you must join one of three clans of immortals living on earth... Ankh, Trinity or Triad. You are totally still reading this, aren't you?

Series

Children Of Ankh Universe
A  comic dark fantasy romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting human teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines. If they have demonstrated an impressive level of bravery during their brutal demise, they shall be granted a second chance as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three Clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by another Clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist... to prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing, which is a simulation of their personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways.  Take a trip into the metaphysical, spiritual world with these endearing paranormal antiheroes and wickedly titillating warriors. This will be unlike anything you’ve ever read.
Wild Thing
Price: $4.99 USD.
Wicked Thing
Price: $4.99 USD.
Deplorable Me
Price: $4.99 USD.
Children of Ankh
 A  comic dark fantasy romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting human teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines. If they have demonstrated an impressive level of bravery during their brutal demise, they shall be granted a second chance as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three Clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by another Clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist... to prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing, which is a simulation of their personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways. 
Sweet Sleep
Price: $4.99 USD.
Enlightenment
Price: $4.99 USD.
Let There Be Dragons
Price: $4.99 USD.
Handlers Of Dragons
Price: $4.99 USD.
Children Of Ankh Universe Shorts
Owen Steinbeck was an awkward thirteen-year-old girl with ghostly backup...What could go wrong? I know some of you love reading short novellas. Here you go my awesome Children of Ankh series readers! Middle-Grade Novella number one. Owen awoke to the sound of Darth Vader's rhythmic heavy breathing. A very cool birthday gift or so she’d thought at the time. It had easily taken her half of the night to fall asleep and it felt like only five minutes had elapsed since she’d managed to tune out the droning voices in her head and closed her eyes. No, no, no…I don’t want to get up. Owen misjudged her swing for the snooze button and yanked on the cord. Darth landed right on her face. It hurt like hell. She covered her eye as she wandered over to look at the damage in the mirror. That was going to leave a mark. When your morning starts with a black eye from Darth Vader, you just know the Sith is going to hit the fan. This day was going to suck.
Bring Out Your Dead
Price: $2.99 USD.

Books

Deplorable Me
Series: Children Of Ankh Universe, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 87,300. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Urban
A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes. Orin was surprisingly fine with being her relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard jealous...What could go wrong?
Handlers Of Dragons
Series: Children of Ankh. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 86,780. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Romance » New adult
Buckle up, dark fantasy lovers. The Daughters Of Seth Prophecy has officially begun. Get ready for murder, mayhem, side-splitting laughs and naughty behaviour. We delve deeper into the magical realism of the Afterlife, fighting things that go bump in the night.
Bring Out Your Dead
Series: Children Of Ankh Universe Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,310. Language: Canadian English. Published: August 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Owen Steinbeck was an awkward thirteen-year-old girl with ghostly backup...What could go wrong?
Enlightenment
Series: Children of Ankh, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 182,780. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2017. Categories: Screenplays » Sci-Fi, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's like a thousand ways to die with dark comedy and scenes that will make you blush. There also may be cannibalism, dinosaurs, rat spiders, tar lizards and stone lions that hack up ice loogies. Welcome to Immortal Testing. An exhilarating paranormal fantasy, action-adventure, magical realism thrill ride. You'll be weak in knees swooning and on the edge of your seat cheering.
Wicked Thing
Series: Children Of Ankh Universe, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 111,080. Language: Canadian English. Published: December 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
Lexy of Ankh is unapologetically feral! A female dark fantasy ass-kicking antihero! You'll be all in so fast you won't even have time to raise your freak flag. I was so morbidly fascinated by this character I couldn't stop reading. This book was an all-nighter. The love scenes are... you'll see. I may be blushing for a week. You just have to read it. You'll be jumping up and down cheering.
Sweet Sleep
Series: Children of Ankh, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 136,770. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
This paranormal fantasy will leave you breathless as it takes you through the darkness and leads you back out into the secret world of immortality triggered by choices in the afterlife. This series is what would happen if Hunger games and Divergent hooked up and had a baby!
Let There Be Dragons
Series: Children of Ankh, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 119,280. Language: Canadian English. Published: February 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Fresh out of the Science Fiction majesty of the Immortal Testing, our Paranormal Fantasy antiheroes have been killed thousands of times in increasingly ghoulish ways, to prove themselves capable of being Immortal. Dark Comedy ensues with scenes that will make you blush and bust a gut laughing. Welcome to Clan Ankh.
Wild Thing
Series: Children Of Ankh Universe, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 144,710. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
 She’s an unapologetically feral hitwoman for a Clan of immortals, and sometimes just a girl in love with a boy destined to be her Handler. The only thing standing between them is cannibalism and intimacy induced amnesia. What could go wrong? Take a trip into the metaphysical, spiritual world with these endearing paranormal antiheroes and wickedly titillating warriors.