"Krister Jones. Criminology graduate. Ex nightclub manager. Rennaisance man. Poet. Dog lover. The next Jedi Prime Minister. Man for all seasons. Someone you'd want with you in a crisis. Cook. Gourmet. Hater of sour milk. Eater of chicken. Beloved son and husband. Father of a genius. Saviour of the oppressed. Reformed highwayman. Author of The Satanic Diaries and other books set within his Kristerverse. The man who made Hell funny?"