Lacey Noonan

Biography

Well, let me tell you about good ol’ Lacey Noonan.

She lives on the East Coast with her husband and crazy, cuddly dog. When not sailing, sampling fine whiskeys or making veggie tacos, she loves to read and write steamy, strange, silly, psychological and sexy stories. She revels in a good turn of phrase and a good crack of the whip.

In her vanilla life, she is a web designer and developer.

Where to find Lacey Noonan online

Twitter: @laceynoonan

Books

Dark Desires: Taken By The Obamacare Sex Robot
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,940. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Conservative babe Holly catches her husband getting hot & sweaty with an Obamacare Sex Robot and soon their lives are changed forever. She absconds with the cyborg is soon chased by everyone: hubby, police, shady government officials. Something else appears to be going on besides cyborg sex—something dark and political, yet sexy. How deep does the rabbit hole go? How deep does the sheep hole go?
A Cruzmas Carol: Ted Cruz Takes a Dickens of a Constitutional
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,320. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America, Fiction » Historical » USA
An instant holiday classic, and just in time for XXXMas, this is the heartwarming tale of a miserly, sexy politician from Texas named Ted Cruz, who thanks to a few ghosts and glory holes in a men's room in posh D.C. club Fizzywhigs, learns the true meaning of "oval office." Bold, sensuous and smart, this book will have you rolling around the floor thinking your pants off. With 36 illustrations.
I Don’t Care if My Sasquatch Lover Says the World is Exploding, She’s Hot But I Play Bass and There’s Nothing Hotter Right Now Than Rap-Rock (...Because It's the New Millennium - Book 2)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Historical » Paranormal
Star-crossed lovers Jason and Starla are back in this devastatingly sexy and fun sequel. On the run from the devious Lemaire family and lost in the woods for weeks looking for Starla's homeland, they are at their wits end when Jason abruptly joins the rap-rock band 311 (currently on tour with the Lilith Fair), throwing their whirlwind romance into jeopardy. Welcome to the new millennium! Or is it?
Seduced by the Dad Bod
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,860. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Romance » New adult
Amanda's back from college, sexy and bored. Mr. Baldwin's a chill dad who loves swimming, singing ‘90s hits, Super Soakers and has a body like a big sack of wet sugar. What happens when these 2 star-crossed lovers cross paths? And oh yeah—he’s her BF's dad? Uh-oh! By turns devastatingly erotic and incisive, this 1st book in the hot new summery Dad Bod Series will leave you questioning everything.
A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,830. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Sports
Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad! Chad kidnaps Leigh, stealing her away to his personal Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet underground he calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters.” Now he’s going to teach her the rules whether she want to learn them or not. But maybe she wants to learn them! Romance! Sports!
A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,080. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s driving a spike between her and her husband Dan. When she accidentally witnesses the NFL’s biggest wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, do his patented “Gronk Spike,” she is suddenly hornier than she's ever been. This causes her to go on a rampage of her own—a sexily sexy rampage. And soon everyone's lives have changed. Romance! Sports!
The Hotness: Five Burning Hot Novellas
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 57,630. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » General
PREPARE TO BE TURNED THE HELL ON. Here are five novellas that will titillate and drive you wild, running the gamut of erotic fantasies, all for one low price. If you've ever wanted all of Lacey Noonan's books in one easy, accessible place, then this is the book for you, sexypants.
Shipwrecked on the Island of the She-Gods: THE FIRST DAY (A South Pacific Trans Sex Adventure)
Price: Free! Words: 24,760. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
This is it. The most wild Transsex adventure of heart-pounding exotica you will ever read. One that doesn’t skimp on story or skimpily-clad native girls with "a little something extra." And it’s a little something extra Noah, Julian and Owen will experience over and over again in the steamy jungle, along the shores and atop towering mountains until they're begging for mercy. And begging for more.
Shipwrecked on the Island of the She-Gods (A South Pacific Transgender Adventure)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,890. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Shipwrecked on the Island of the She-Gods is a seriously sexually-charged adventure of heart-pounding exotica that doesn’t skimp on story or skimpily-clad native girls with "a little something extra." And it’s a little something extra that 3 men will experience over and over in the steamy jungle, along the shores and atop towering mountains until they're begging for mercy. And begging for more.
Hot Boxed: How I Found Love on Amazon
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,930. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Hot Boxed is the story of Randi, a 20-something girl working at an Amazon Distribution Center who wants more out of life. Assuming she'll work there forever, a name pops up on her scanner that ignites her passions. Does she have the courage to break the chains that bind her, to step out of her dreary life and do something so, so, so crazy to get what she wants? Find out in this super-steamy story!
Eat Fresh: Flo, Jan & Wendy and the Five Dollar Footlong (Lesbian Fiction)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,360. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
"God damn, marketing events are bitch.” And so begins the sexy, wild adventures of our three protagonists, Jan, Flo and Wendy—the three hottest stars of the contemporary TV commercial scene. After a fight with Wendy's agent, the girls take it upstairs to Flo's hotel room, where they discover the pleasures of each other's bodies—as well as the only Five Dollar Footlong at the event. Caution: Hottt!
I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her (...Because It's the New Millennium)
You set the price! Words: 13,400. Language: American English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Life for Jason is one wild experience after another. But then one night, a chance encounter dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of wildness. Is it more wildness than he can handle? Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they reach a shower in time, or will the natural heat that burns within her consume them both?
The Babysitter Only Rings Once
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,860. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Suspense/Mystery, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
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This is NOT your typical babysitter story... One night when Sophie realizes she's left something scandalous at the Lindstrom's—the affluent family she has babysat for for years now—she goes against all the fibers of her being and decides to get it back—no matter what, even if it means more scandal. Find out what Sophie recovers in this seriously HOT and suspenseful story by Lacey Noonan.

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