Finally, a book from John Cheese. There are plenty of other classics out there - The Hunger Games, War and Peace, How to Operate Your Mr. Coffee Tea Maker - but only this one boasts the "by John Cheese" status. I laughed, I cried, I cheered, I wet myself, I got kicked out of the library for wetting myself.
Thank you, Mr. Cheese, and may the monster of success continue to strike you.