Hello all! My name is Ross Ray, and I'm a starving college student!
Well, now that you know everything about me, I guess there's no reason for me to continue typing. Talk to you soon!
Wait, you want know more? Really? Wasn't I clear about the "starving" and "student" part? Guess not... You're still reading...
Let me start over. This time I'll begin with a joke.
Hi there! I'm Ross Ray, and I just LOVE to eat ramen noodles. Simply hearing the noodles splash as I drop them into the boiling water and watching them soften and limply detach from one another leaves me just shy of arousal. Styrofoam's a close second on my favorite foods list, but you just can't beat the flavor of salt with water.
So yeah, I have that going for me, but that's only a small portion of my life. Other foods excite me as well!
Sushi, specifically tempura shrimp, is something I would kill for if given the proper opportunity. But then again, a crisp golden crust pizza with just the right amount of parmesan can never be beat. Let us not forget that a pizza contains several servings of vegetables, carbohydrates, and dairy all within it's tomato sauce, crust, and cheese. Add some bacon, Italian sausage, and a handful of pineapples and volià! Now we have a pizza with protein and fruit!
Damn... Pizza sounds good right about now...
When I'm not eating, you can find me in front of my computer or at a table writing/typing the days away. I've always liked to write, but I'm just now finding out that I have somewhat of a knack for it.
When not at home, I'm typically at school or on the job. I work as a valet attendant for a bar where the streets are rampant with the restless and homeless.
If you're this interested in what I have to say then allow me to make a personal promise to you, my invisible friend.
I will try my hardest to make you laugh, cry, cringe, and smile with my writing.
My mission statement: To change the world with writing. I hope to change it for the better, but you never know, maybe I'll cause the next big war with my insulting satire and charming foolish wit?
Thank you for you're time. I'll give you more later.
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