Andrew McEwan


Van driver from Newcastle. My work divides opinion. Look me up on Goodreads and Twitter. I welcome all reviews.

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THUMP vol. 1
Price: Free! Words: 80,840. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Being the space and time of Skidmore Shuffledeck, galactic mechanic.
The Orange Propeller
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,900. Language: British English. Published: June 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
Being the adventures of Stalwart Soap and Swene McEwan, 100 years apart.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,620. Language: British English. Published: June 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
A Geordie sketchbook featuring time-travel, reincarnation and the entire history of Newcastle-upon-Tyne from Roman to present day.
Armwrestling the Dead
Price: Free! Words: 88,540. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » General
When an alien world mutates, who is to say what is and what is not human?
Price: Free! Words: 72,040. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
'Meet Thorpe, who has a franchise from Death. Meet his car, a Ventura large and black...'
Price: Free! Words: 44,310. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
The Beach At Reality. Coal, bad sex and cosmic misadventure.
Price: Free! Words: 28,700. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Through H-shaped windows. My name is Broken. I fix things. It's what I do.
Price: Free! Words: 56,570. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Scherzo Trepan's journey to the underworld begins each morning on the banks of a river. A rusted fridge is his elevator and to the sweat and heat of an incinerator plant he travels. Until one day he wakes up in a hospital to the sight of aliens landing and the sound of a snapped on rubber glove.
Mus Peechy's Other End
Price: Free! Words: 24,720. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
The comedy of horrors prevalent in a man's head.
Price: Free! Words: 55,170. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Life manifests as an ovegrown, petulant baby, whilst melancholy flirts dangerously with an identity crisis.
Warm Refrigerator
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,490. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
An unfortunate private eye washes up in a town out of time and off the map.
The Long Walk Up From The Beach
Price: Free! Words: 34,460. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The end of one universe and the beginning of another.
Rocket Fuel
Price: Free! Words: 30,080. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
A ship. A crew. A version of reality.
The Pale Maraud
Price: Free! Words: 40,330. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Death's mute champion on a bloody sojourn through the warring seasons of Hell.

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