"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." Let's look at some of the best and the brightest (funniest) moments in our recent political and social history, quotes from the leaders that we so look up to and admire and even a few celebrities. Why do we give them our undying attention, faith, and hope? Why not pay closer attention to who we're letting speak for and guide us?
You might want to keep this away from your mother, your kids, your dog, your Aunt Edna... Read this at your own will. Laugh at your leisure. Piss yourself when you can. These aren't for the faint of heart or the easily offended, so, if you can laugh at some good, old-fashioned, adult humor, here you go.
I should’ve never done so many things
That I just couldn’t help.
Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself.
The sex is the same.
I guess I’m to blame.
I should’ve never told her
I wished she was anyone else.
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world, and He made jokes so the Irish would laugh and keep drinking the whiskey and forget how much they've been screwed over. Get a few of those laughs, and don't worry. I'm a little bit Irish, so I can tell these jokes.
This is a funny look at the world of smoking and what smokers go through, the stigma, the stereotyping, and the general malaise of the uncaring non-smoker. Get a few laughs, but if you're willing, get some very helpful tips to, once and for all, kick the habit. Take it from a smoker. You can't learn from someone who's never done it? Can you?
The 6th installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO HAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR, EITHER FROM LAUGHTER OR SHEER SHOCK!
Have you ever wondered if fish get thirsty? Have you wondered how to fold a fitted sheet or why they made the word illiteracy so hard to spell? Is there another word for synonym? Is the government so strict on stealing because they hate competition? I wonder these things and many others. If you want some questions to some of life's answers or hey, look, a bird. Come laugh at me... I mean with me.
Simply put, the male mind and the female mind do not function the same. Relationships fail because of inherent differences that seem to go unnoticed. This book explores the differences in relationship thought patterns, as seen by the author.
Do you ever get those annoying phone calls trying to sell you things you could never need? These 22 ideas are bound to make your next annoying phone call not so annoying! In fact, you're very likely to start enjoying it when telemarketers and scammers call you!