Marcus Albey

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Books

Ahsila: Destroyer of Worlds
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2016 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My ex-wife, what a monster! She can destroy, even devour entire cities! Will anyone stop her? Maybe, the Jolly White Giant, Sihrc, can do it!
These are Our Leaders: Freedom of Speech is a Funny Thing!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,800. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Current affairs, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." Let's look at some of the best and the brightest (funniest) moments in our recent political and social history, quotes from the leaders that we so look up to and admire and even a few celebrities. Why do we give them our undying attention, faith, and hope? Why not pay closer attention to who we're letting speak for and guide us?
Dirty Limericks Your Mother Warned You About
Series: Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You might want to keep this away from your mother, your kids, your dog, your Aunt Edna... Read this at your own will. Laugh at your leisure. Piss yourself when you can. These aren't for the faint of heart or the easily offended, so, if you can laugh at some good, old-fashioned, adult humor, here you go.
I Should've Never
Series: Poetry · Humor · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: Free! Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
I should’ve never done so many things That I just couldn’t help. Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself. The sex is the same. I guess I’m to blame. I should’ve never told her I wished she was anyone else.
New Jokes of the Old Country: Irish Jokes to Drink By
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world, and He made jokes so the Irish would laugh and keep drinking the whiskey and forget how much they've been screwed over. Get a few of those laughs, and don't worry. I'm a little bit Irish, so I can tell these jokes.
Don't Breathe While I Smoke
Series: Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,300. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Substance Abuse & Addictions / Tobacco, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a funny look at the world of smoking and what smokers go through, the stigma, the stereotyping, and the general malaise of the uncaring non-smoker. Get a few laughs, but if you're willing, get some very helpful tips to, once and for all, kick the habit. Take it from a smoker. You can't learn from someone who's never done it? Can you?
240 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever
Series: Collections and Anthologies · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,970. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Get 240 insanely hilarious jokes in 1 book for 1 low price! Laugh until you can't take anymore and actually hurt yourself from falling out of your chair!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 6
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,300. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The 6th installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO HAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR, EITHER FROM LAUGHTER OR SHEER SHOCK!
The Beginner's Boston Dictionary
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Education and Study Guides » Language experience approach, Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
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Wanna learn to talk Bawstin (Boston)? It's NOT BEANTOWN! With this introductory dictionary, you'll be talkin' like yaw from Bawstin in no time!... and don't pawk the cah in Hawvid Yahd!
The Complete Deep Thoughts
Series: Collections and Anthologies · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,320. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Have you ever wondered if fish get thirsty? Have you wondered how to fold a fitted sheet or why they made the word illiteracy so hard to spell? Is there another word for synonym? Is the government so strict on stealing because they hate competition? I wonder these things and many others. If you want some questions to some of life's answers or hey, look, a bird. Come laugh at me... I mean with me.
Man Vs. Woman: An Exploration Into the Different Psyches
Series: Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Psychology » Personality, Nonfiction » Social Science » Gender studies
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Simply put, the male mind and the female mind do not function the same. Relationships fail because of inherent differences that seem to go unnoticed. This book explores the differences in relationship thought patterns, as seen by the author.
Ideas for Dealing with Telemarketers and Scammers and Generally Annoying People on the Phone
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,100. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
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Do you ever get those annoying phone calls trying to sell you things you could never need? These 22 ideas are bound to make your next annoying phone call not so annoying! In fact, you're very likely to start enjoying it when telemarketers and scammers call you!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 5
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The 5th installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 4
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,320. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The 4th installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 3
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The 3rd installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2
Series: Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The 2nd installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined!
40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever
Series: Most Downloaded. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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The 1st installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined!
The Whaleopotamus
Series: Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 810. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sexual behavior, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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I'm not sure what species she was or if she was even from Earth. Why did I marry her? And why the hell did I ever fuck her?

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