by Matt Schutt
Published: May 11, 2013.
What the hell was I thinking? A murder mystery that only Thomas Pynchon would appreciate? An action thriller that'll leave audiences scratching their heads instead of shouting for blood? Hollywood studios will never spend money on a movie with esoteric assassins, nigh-sentient computer viruses, and conspiratorial satire, so you might as well drop a buck to read it cuz you're never gonna see it.