Mister Average

Biography

Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories.
Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives.
The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies.
I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about.

If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release.

Enjoy.

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
I have been writing all my life and was a prolific writer at school often churning out 30,000+ word epics in my English Lit. classes. My teacher encouraged me to think outside the box - any form of abuse of language was ok as long as the story made sense and my arguments added up.
I started writing in the modern era when I heard about Smashwords and ebook publishing.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
It is the first time in human history that we, the great unwashed, can reach out to the public with our thoughts and ideas. That is a unique moment in time and it may not last long. Who knows what the future might bring? Having my say now motivates me.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Mister Average online


Books

Das Mädchen, Das Beim Sex Furzte
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,480. Language: German. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Ein Rezensent schrieb.. OMG! Das war der allerbeste Lacher, den ich je hatte! Ich hab gelacht, bis mir die Tränen kamen! Armer Kerl... aber OMG... das arme Mädchen! Ich wär vor Scham gestorben in diesem Bett!!! Ich wär gegangen und nie wieder gekommen! Sie sollte definitiv irgend etwas vor und nach dem Essen einnehmen! Vielen vielen Dank für den besten Lacher meines Lebens!
Der GhostWriter
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: German. Published: June 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Sie war einige Jahre sein Ghostwriter gewesen, hatte Erotica geschrieben. Er hatte ihr die Ideen vorgegeben,sie hatte die Zwischenräume ausgfüllt-es funktionierte gut. Aber inzwischen war sie geschieden,und ihr Schreiben stagnierte. Als Erik sie durchs Telefon beschimpfte,weil sie wieder einmal nicht liefern konnte,hatte sie eine Idee-und 30 Minuten später trafen sie sich in einem Hotelzimmer.
An Open Letter to the US President – Why are you Stealing my Money?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,660. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2013. Categories: Essay » Political, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Government & business
I am an erotica author.Every month when I am paid for my global sales by US companies I have withholding tax taken out by US tax authorities. But much of the tax they are taking from me is really for sales that I, a non US citizen, have made to readers in Australia, or Sweden or one of another hundred countries. I am sick of US government stealing my money, thus my open letter to the US President!
Pervert Priest
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
Father Paul was just your average sort of priest - when the women threw themselves at him, he made himself available for their pleasure, and his. He also had some other naughty little habits which most people didn't know about and that included dressing up, as a woman. Join us as Paul engages in a little encounter with the daughter of one of his flock, and then frolics at a cross-dresser's club.
Mister Average’s Best Erotica of 2012
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 38,880. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
For the past two years,I have been one of the most prolific erotica authors publishing over 300 short stories for your pleasure. To say thank you for your patronage I have put together a special end of year edition. This world class and unique erotica collection contains eight stories covering a wide range of erotica subject matter to arouse, inspire and question. The perfect gift for a lover.
Sexy Christmas Stories 2012
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Christmas - that wonderful time of year when we let our guard down, do things we shouldn't and get a bit frisky. We share five lovely little short stories of Christmas sexual adventures with you to warm you over the festive season - or maybe to inspire you to your own Christmas naughtiness. Merry Christmas, from Mister Average.
Work Sexual Fantasies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Apparently,85% of us admit to having sexual fantasies of our colleagues at work. Which means you are all quite naughty, doesn't it? Are you at work at the moment, are you fantasising about your colleagues now? This is a collection of four short stories involving fantasies in the workplace, fantasies about having sex with those you work with. Imagine... these may be the thoughts others have of you!
Female Masturbation Confessions - Kylie
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Kylie was in another city for the night, the curtains of the hotel room window pulled back. Excited from the concert she had attended, aroused by the hotel room treat, liberated by some good Californian wine, she began to entertain herself, manually. And then she noticed the figure across the road.
Sex With Vegetables
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,400. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Five revealing stories of a forbidden and kinky act - having sex with vegetables. Naughty, outrageous, and yet something so many do, in private and in secret. Join us as voyeurs into the secret world of these men and women as they indulge in sex with vegetables.
Masturbation Confessions II
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Sharing your most intimate moments is never easy, here we have five masturbation confessions, for you. The mirror - a woman enjoying herself in front of her mirror. Mandy - alone at night in her bathtub. Alahna - her first cyber event has a surprising end. Neighbour - Mrs Clarke surprises the man next door, and shares. Shower - a secret private moment in the shower, for you.
Wife's Best Friend
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,200. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
There are some incidents that you just never forget, regardless of how long you live. Last summer one of those moments occurred - it was something beyond my wildest fantasies. My wife and her new girlfriend decided we should go to the local nude beach. I imagined what might happen, I was wrong, I was shocked, and pleasantly surprised.
Granny Fantasies - Marilyn
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Marilyn was what you would call a GILF. In fact, she was so hot most guys would probably want her regardless of whether she was a granny or not, she was not bad for an old duck. Brad had often fantasised about having a GILF, now when he was looking after his parents home for a few months his fantasies would come true - thanks to their neighbour, Marilyn, who was taking a fancy to him.
Breeding Wife
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
The world was a very different place in 2090.The population had collapsed after the Red Plague and her nation was desperately in need of people-they were in short supply everywhere.Nothing could be done about the short term shortage,but the government acted to ensure they had a secure long term supply of citizens. They set up the breeding camps, and Ingrid was one wife sent to the these camps.
Forbidden Sex Stories 5
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,960. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
This is the fifth in the popular Forbidden Sex Stories series. Pete hadn't planned for any of this to happen - he was minding his own business at his country hideaway when the door bell rang and it was Belinda. She needed to get away from it all, from societies expectations, from her husband and family, and she needed him - for forbidden pleasure. Could Pete resist?
1984 - The Modern Boy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,380. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
1984-the year of Orwell's famous novel but also the peak of the New Romantic era,a period of great change in music, fashion and attitudes.A period where some men,like Eric,challenged societies views with their androgynous looks and broad mindedness.He saw himself as perhaps 70% male,30% female and enjoyed his feminine appearance-ironically it drew a constant procession of women to him.
Masturbating with Friends
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Masturbation - the taboo and forbidden subject and yet we all do it. But whilst we all do it by ourselves, we don't do it with our friends! This is a short story about the way guys sometimes masturbate with each other, and the common masturbation game, Soggy Biscuit, which they play. It is an eye opened for those who have ever heard of this activity before.
Sex Words
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,500. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Nonfiction » Reference » Words lists
I am erotica author and am always using words to describe body parts or the act of sex. Here I have my lists for some of the more common body parts and sexual acts, just for those days when you are short of something to say!
Hot Masturbation Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Imagine masturbating in front of another person, with another person, with a group of friends. We bring you four short stories of those who have tried such adventures. Hillary and Ted get it off together over the phone, Jeremy and Paul become buddies for a bit of light entertainment, Sally finds herself in an all girl masturbation circle and what is it like when two guys do it, together.
Anal Sex Revolution
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Anal sex–provocative,dirty, and in some places on earth illegal,and yet for many men and women it is highly desirable to engage in this once forbidden form of sex. Recent surveys show that there has been an explosion in this form of sexual activity by women over the last twenty years. Here we share four short stories revealing the lives of modern woman and their anal sex adventures.
The Baby Makers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,010. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
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They were your normal,everyday young men in their early twenties,but they were annoyed that many women would have a moment of weakness and become pregnant to complete losers.They reasoned that this lack of morality required a response from them,a response that would improve society.They embarked on making as many women pregnant as possible - with their more desirable seed! Provocative? Yes!
Forbidden Moments
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Forbidden sex comes in many sizes and shapes - the beauty of it is that you know it is forbidden,and yet you pursue it, you engage in it, and you enjoy it. Here are 3 short stories of forbidden encounters.The first describes an incident with the panties sniffer, the second involves Maggie the married voyeur who gets more than she bargained for and lastly we have the old man, young woman scenario.
Masturbation Confessions
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Our secret way of pleasing ourselves is sometimes necessary,sometimes habit or sometimes the only fun we get.This volume contains three scenarios where the hunger for self pleasure takes over the men and women and they just have to do it.Rachel pleases herself whilst her boring husband sleeps, Maree must share her new found love with her older friend, and the young girl downstairs is just naughty.
Masturbation Circle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Sharon was your typical wife - attractive, bored and looking for something to enhance her life. One day she stumbled upon an on-line dating site and through her connections she came across a special group of people who met on-line and masturbated together in front of each other. Sharon found this wildly exciting -but then one day she discovered they also met in person, and she couldn't resist!
Cheating Confessions - Karen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Cheating- the forbidden act that so many husbands and wives engage in. This is the story of Karen, a middle aged wife and mother who finds herself on the internet and signing up for a dating site-and then being deluged by replies from men. She is flattered, she is excited for the first time in years and she responds positively to the men's attentions - and then she meets one of them for sex!
Is It Cheating?
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sexual health
Cheating-it is such a provocative word and we all instantly have an image in our minds as to what it is.As an erotica author cheating is a theme in many stories, but over the years I have discovered that we all have such different views on what cheating actually is.Some people think cheating is kissing, others don't see oral sex as cheating.I introduce some real life examples - is it cheating?
Masturbation Stories – vol 1
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Masturbation-succumbing to our basic instincts, usually when there is nobody around. But sometimes we share these moments with others, and here are two of my favourites masturbation stories. Henrik, the seventy year old, has an encounter with a young woman in her twenties and Rachel gives in to her own urges and enjoys the company of a work colleague, in a locked meeting room. Join them for fun.
Sexual Obsession
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,650. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
I love my wife,I love looking at her getting undressed,I love looking at her naked body.I have always loved sex with her.But as much as I love all of this, I have a sexual obsession.I need to see her having sex with other men,I need to feel the turmoil and lust from these meetings,and many men feel the same way.Here are two short stories, I am sure you will understand.
Swinging with Friends
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,380. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
You all have those naughty little thoughts in your mind, when you look at your friend's wife or husband - it is only human, we are all like that. Some of us go beyond our fantasies and act out our sexual ideas and swing with our friends. Here we have three short stories for you on the subject of getting it off with your friends.
Affairs at Work
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,100. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
We all think about it, dream about it and fantasize about it - and many of us do it. The Affair at Work can be exciting, dangerous and provocative. These are two of my favourite stories about Affairs at Work. First, Mandy describes her affair, from her perspective, and shows how we can easily mislead ourselves in our affairs. In the second story Darren and Kristina get what they are looking for.
Embarrassing Sex Moments
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
We all know what it is like-the heat of the moment overcomes us, we show some weakness and Karma rewards us by ensuring we are horribly embarrassed. Here we have three short stories commemorating those wonderful moments when you are caught in action.Story 1,the mother in law catches him doing something private.Story 2,two strangers are caught in a car.Story 3,lust can have an unfortunate ending.
Perfect Woman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,240. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
She was any man's dream come true - she was the perfect woman. Graham was a very lucky man to have her and when his friends came around for dinner, she didn't mind sharing with them either. They didn't know the truth about this woman, but the guests went home very content.
For Men Only – Sloppy Seconds
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,410. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
For Men Only is my special series of men only erotica - written in a style to please male readers. This short story covers a subject that most men understand - and fantasise about.
Cuckold Adventures
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Some women love to control their men sexually, and satisfy the male lust for watching their partners with other men. These women make sure that the sexual adventure is to their pleasing, when and how they want it, and they make the man watch, and suffer. Penny and Patricia share their stories with us. This ebook contains two short stories.
Swingers
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Marie was furious; she had just caught her sleaze bag of a husband bonking one of her girlfriends. She was disgusted with both of them and determined to stop being the sucker and to get on with her life. All it took was a simple phone call to an old work colleague, Cindy, and Marie was off to a swingers club for a night of hot fun - something she hadn't experienced in 25 years. And she loved it.
The Work Affair - Rachel
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,330. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
His first work affair had ended in disaster, and death. But when Rachel came to comfort him she had her own designs on David, and she was determined to trap her man using the one magic men understood - sex, and lots of it. It didn't matter to her that they were both married, she didn't care if it involved infidelity. She was after this man. But was she going to be able to hold him...
The Work Affair
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,750. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
David had never expected to be sleeping with his boss, but when he did, he never expected the dramatic ending to their relationship. He loved Suzi, but it was all over so quickly.
Heaven
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
The world sucked for Alan, he was an overweight, middle aged man and there wasn’t a great deal of excitement left for him in his life. It was just boring drudgery every day. One day as he stepped out the elevator, the world turned a blinding white and suddenly he was somewhere else, with naked women and outrageous sexual habits. After an evening of torrid love making he had a decision to make...
The Ghost Writer
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
She had been his ghost writer for a few years, writing erotica.He would give her the ideas, she would fill in the blanks -it worked well.They had even met once and spent a weekend of uncontrolled passion. But now she was divorced, drinking too much and her writing was stale.As Erik abused her over the phone for non delivery of work, she had an idea - and 30 minutes later they met in a hotel room.
Punishing the Wife
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,630. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Steve was away for the weekend, with some work colleagues and eager to get up to no good, but after they ran off with college girls he was left alone in the bar - until Carla turned up. Steve immediately wanted the older woman, and followed her to Carla's hotel room and enjoyed himself - until Carla's husband entered the room and caught them at it, and punished them.
Anal Sex Classes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,790. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
One day Mike was talking to his wife about his frustrations in not being able to make more money with some of his part time activities and she joked that the only thing he seemed to love was anal sex and maybe he should offer anal sex classes. After some thought Mike decided to put this idea into practice, and was soon amazed by the demand for his classes.
Cuckold Confessions Vol 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,710. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
When I started writing stories about cuckold husbands I was surprised to find they became my best selling ebooks, especially in the UK and Europe. I am not sure why, but I do know it excites many men - they are always excited by the idea of their wife or girlfriend having sex with another man. This includes two short stories - "The Indian Wife" and "Forced to Watch", enjoy!
Alien Breeding
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,470. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
For most people life just drones along, the same old thing every day – you know what it is like. We all get screwed by the rich and powerful, life sucks and there is no relief apart from small little pleasures. And then one day all that was stood on its head when a huge spaceship appeared out of nowhere and hovered over New York - and it made a special offer to the women of Earth.
Naughty Wife – Caught!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Sarah and Kevin had been married about ten years, were generally bored with themselves and each other and were like most other couples their age. One morning, Sarah decided to have a little fun with the mower man while hubby was away at a conference. She imagined herself as the man's sex teacher and was engrossed in her fun - and then the bedroom door opened, husband Kevin had returned early.
Cuckold Husband – Caught in the Act!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Barry was just a normal sort of guy and he had the day off work, so he did what most normal guys do and logged into the internet and headed off to his favorite web cam site.Samantha was bored with work and decided to head home early, to be romantic with her hubby. But when she walked in, she found her husband in a compromising act - enraged, she enacted some swift revenge at a gay bar.
Banned by PayPal
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and culture, Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and politics
Recently,Paypal, decided to play censor by forcing many online ebook retailers to remove content that related to bestiality, rape and incest, and it has created quite a stir. Once again,we see the rampant hypocrisy in human society when it comes to sex and I wonder why a book like the Bible,which is the first book to refer to incest and bestiality,and is promoted to children, is freely available.
Cuckold Husband in the Park
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Richard had a fantasy that he was too lacking in courage to live out. Then one day his wife decided it was time for her to force him to submit, to other men and she drove him to a park she knew about, a park frequented by men.
The Executive Sex Party Series
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,170. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Provocative, sexually outrageous and disturbing. A group of overpaid and over sexed government executives go on a sexual tour of exploration around the world. You will laugh, you will be disgusted by their antics - and you will cry at the end. One of the most sexually challenging stories you will ever read. Originally published as ten short stories, this has been released as a novel.
Robo-Sex
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,110. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Christopher was a pretty average middle aged guy. He had been married, had kids but now he was divorced and the kids had moved on. Then one day he received an interesting email, and his world changed.He was ultimately invited to test the world's first fembot. He loved her, he became addicted to her, but all was not as it seemed.
2011 Boy’s Bumper Book of Hot Erotica
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 67,180. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
In March 2011 I started to write and publish erotica ebooks -short stories, and published over 150 titles under a variety of pen names. To celebrate 2011 I have decided to release a collection of my favorite short stories, 20 in all. Some are experimental styles, some are part of a series. Some are deep and meaningful, most are dirty and some are downright disgusting. Enjoy my feast of erotica.
For Men Only - Erotica
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,990. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Adult
This is an erotica ebook for men. Aren't you just sick of reading women's comments about erotica, as though they own the subject? We men don't need characterization, we don't want a theme, a plot, sub plots and intrigue. We don't want a gripping ending. We just want boy meeting girl and getting on with it! This is an erotica ebook for men,by men.

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