Location: Australia
Member Since:
March 11, 2011
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Mister Average
Biography
Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories.
Most of his stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives.
The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies.
He writes about the kinds of things you fantasize about.
Enjoy.
Most of his stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives.
The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies.
He writes about the kinds of things you fantasize about.
Enjoy.
Smashwords Interview
Where to find Mister Average online
Website: http://www.besteroticastories.com/
Twitter: @Mister_Average
Blog: http://www.besteroticastories.com/
Twitter: @Mister_Average
Blog: http://www.besteroticastories.com/
Series
Real Wife Swap
by Mister Average
Real Wife Swap
Real Wife Swap II
Real Wife Swap III
Real Wife Swap
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Real Wife Swap II
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Real Wife Swap III
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Cuckold Stories
by Mister Average
Cuckold Stories
Cuckold Stories II
Cuckold Stories
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Cuckold Stories II
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Older men, Younger women.
by Mister Average
Older Men, Younger Women – the Phone.
Older Men, Younger Women – Sex Teacher
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Bus
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice II
Older Men, Younger Women – the Phone.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Older Men, Younger Women – Sex Teacher
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Bus
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice II
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Gilf [granny I would like to f**k]
by Mister Average
Gilf
GILF 2 [Granny I would like to f**k]
GILF 3 [Granny I would like to f**k]
Gilf
Price:
$2.99 USD.
GILF 2 [Granny I would like to f**k]
Price:
$2.99 USD.
GILF 3 [Granny I would like to f**k]
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Forbidden Sex Stories
by Mister Average
Forbidden Sex Stories 1
Forbidden Sex Stories 2
Forbidden Sex Stories 3
Forbidden Sex Stories 4
Forbidden Sex Stories 1
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Forbidden Sex Stories 2
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Forbidden Sex Stories 3
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Forbidden Sex Stories 4
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Executive Sex Party
by Mister Average
The Executive Sex Party
The Executive Sex Party - Revenge
The Executive Sex Party ~ Dogging.
The Executive Sex Party –World Sex Tour, Ladyboys.
The Executive Sex Party –World Sex Tour, Japan.
World Sex Tour - Russia.
The Executive Sex Party
Price:
$2.99 USD.
The Executive Sex Party - Revenge
Price:
$2.99 USD.
The Executive Sex Party ~ Dogging.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
The Executive Sex Party –World Sex Tour, Ladyboys.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
The Executive Sex Party –World Sex Tour, Japan.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
World Sex Tour - Russia.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Tropical Hotel
by Mister Average
The Tropical Hotel of Drunken Debauchery
Tropical Hotel – The Titty Party
Menage a Trois
The Tropical Hotel of Drunken Debauchery
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Tropical Hotel – The Titty Party
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Menage a Trois
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Books
The Dark Room
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,890.
Language:
English.
Published: December 4, 2021
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Imagine there is a room in a sex club called the Dark Room.
When you enter, you can't see anything, you can't see anyone.
Nobody knows who you are, they can only feel you, not see you.
They can not judge you.
For the next hour, you are totally, sexually, free in that room with 9 other people, men and women.
Would you dare go in there?
Joanna and her husband did.
The Labia Reader
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,560.
Language:
English.
Published: December 4, 2021
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
He was the talk of the town, amongst those who knew.
And he provided a service that nobody had ever heard of before.
Exciting, challenging, provocative.
Would you go and visit the Labia Reader?
Breeding with Aliens
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 15,770.
Language:
English.
Published: July 23, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
You will be shocked and outraged by the sex - and laugh as well. You will be fascinated by the sci fi imagery and ideas. You will be excited by the aliens and wonder about their morality. What would you decide if confronted with the humans choice? Another amazing work of imagination by Mister Average who excels in bringing our fantasies to life.
The Encounter - Kiyasya
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,010.
Language:
English.
Published: July 12, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
As Paul walked back into the club he was torn between two choices. Answer the provocative and anonymous text message he had just received on his phone, or ignore it.
Being someone who was always cautious of ignoring what Fate had in mind for him, Paul did the only reasonable thing.
He let his groin lead him onto another adventure!
A fast paced erotica short story with more twists than a tornado.
The Train – Wife Swapping
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 5,280.
Language:
English.
Published: September 29, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
The master of the erotic short story returns with a thrilling encounter on a train. What would you do? Would you take up her offer? And the ending... oh my god, how do you deal with an ending like this? Don't miss The Train - Wife Swapping, it will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Slaving Over a Hot Woman
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,300.
Language:
English.
Published: September 13, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average brings you another amazing mix of humour and naughtiness in his latest hit, Slaving Over a Hot Woman. Always interesting in his look at relationships, always kinky in his approach to sex, Mister Average will have you laughing so hard you... well, you know. Don't miss this exciting short adventure with Mister Average as he shares a day in the life of Tara and Colin with you.
The French Swingers
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,170.
Language:
English.
Published: September 9, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average, one of the most prolific erotica short story authors, challenges you once again with his mix of thoughtful, funny and ribald erotica. Max, the wealthy businessman, is a little on the kinky side and his younger wife is happy to play along. They meet a delightful French couple who have similar interests and spend a night of fun filled adventure and mayhem that you won't forget!
The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,070.
Language:
English.
Published: September 6, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Mister Average brings you his latest pleasure buster. One reviewer wrote..."I loved it! So much fun and so interesting." Who else could bring a bored middle aged couple together with a 60 year old honeymooning couple and throw in an autosuck for good measure? Mister Average excels at pleasing your mind, making you think about your own sexuality, and giving you a bloody good read that is fun.Enjoy!
Swinger Stories - Shamoko
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,180.
Language:
English.
Published: September 4, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Shamoko, an ancient Oriental sexual ritual that sees its practitioners engage in exciting yet bizarre sexual practices without speaking, without showing emotion. You will find this one of the most titillating sexual adventures you ever read and you will be wondering if it is something you could ever do. And when you think it can't get any more outrageous, think again!
For Men Only - Perfect Male Fantasies
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 5,850.
Language:
English.
Published: June 30, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Mister Average, one of the world's most prolific short erotica writers, takes a step away from his usual insightful, and colourful, portrayal of adult sexuality with some fun male erotica fantasies. Throw out the rule book about erotica, Mister Average tells it as it really is. These are male fantasies that show how men think about sex, and what they see as perfect sex. For Men Only!
The Family
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,690.
Language:
English.
Published: June 22, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
He was bored, alone in a sea of faces, a stranger amongst family. And then it all changed and he became the centre of attention of a few of the women. Join Mister Average as he spins another tale of suburban lust and debauchery.
The Dominant Wife
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 5,390.
Language:
English.
Published: June 16, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
From the master of the erotic short story, Mister Average once again brings you a classic suburban tale to thrill you and excite you. Yes, this is what normal couples get up to. Yes, this might be you and your partner. Join one of the world's most prolific erotica short story writers on this adventure into their secret sex life.
Spin the Bottle
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,880.
Language:
English.
Published: May 19, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The master of short erotica returns with this tale of real life sexuality and a game we have all heard of, spin the bottle. Would you dare to play it with your friends? Would you have any boundaries? Join us as this middle aged couple and their friends stumble into a game of spin the bottle. Will they cross their boundaries?
The Merkin Man
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,540.
Language:
English.
Published: May 16, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Erik is your average guy - he sells merkins for a living, fits them to thousands of women a year and lives in a threeway relationship with his wife and their maid. Join him as one of his customer's enters his world of depravity.
The Call Girl
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,610.
Language:
English.
Published: May 4, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Another enthralling and exciting erotica short story from the master of the naughty pen, Mister Average. A middle aged couple share their intimate moments with you but watch out for the twist at the end.
Secret Couple Anal Fantasies
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 14,210.
Language:
English.
Published: March 21, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Anal sex - so forbidden, so dirty and disgusting and yet so many people fantasise about it, or try it. Here are three secret anal adventures from Mister Average to titillate and arouse you.
Women Who Fuck Their Men
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,180.
Language:
English.
Published: January 12, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
A surprisingly large number of women find the act of screwing their man anally to be of interest, it even has its own label - it is referred to as pegging. If you have ever had any curiosity about this forbidden practice join Mister Average as he shares three short stories about couples who have enjoyed this very private act.
Best Anal Sex Stories 2
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 25,360.
Language:
English.
Published: January 7, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
The master of the erotic short story, Mister Average, brings together more of his favourite anal sex stories for you in one edition. These are not just any old stories, these are classics that bring you intrigue and mystery of the human mind and wrap the forbidden nature of anal sex in stories of average people's lives. These are stories that bring to life your forbidden, dirty, anal fantasies.
Wife Swapping Stories
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 25,210.
Language:
English.
Published: January 5, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
To celebrate a new year Mister Average puts together some of his most provocative wife swapping/ swinging stories for your enjoyment. These are real fantasies like those you might have enjoyed in your quiet moments when you are alone and dirty. Why don't you join him, why don't you come with him on a sensual journey that will inspire you.
Outrageous Sex Stories
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 40,160.
Language:
English.
Published: December 19, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Mister Average brings you a hot collection of eight of his most outrageous and forbidden erotica short stories. You will be left shaking your head at the antics of some of the characters but these are all average people - like me and you.
Wife Swapping and Swinging
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 23,170.
Language:
English.
Published: December 12, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
(2.00 from 1 review)
Mister Average, one of the world's most prolific erotica authors, brings you four of his favourite wife swapping/ swinging stories. These are average people, like you, immersing themselves in swinging situations. Would you do this? Have you fantasised about wife swapping? Have you imagined what it would feel like, how you would react? Join Mister Average in his bed...
My Breeding Stories
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 32,000.
Language:
English.
Published: December 8, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
Mister Average brings you his finest breeding stories in this entertaining collection. Controversial and thought provoking, as he always is, he delivers five exceptional stories that will leave you thinking. Don't miss this chance to soak up some of the finest story telling you will encounter from the master of the short story.
Best Anal Sex Stories
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 18,950.
Language:
English.
Published: December 6, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
The master of the erotic short story, Mister Average, brings together his favourite anal sex stories for you in one edition. These are not just any old stories, these are classics that bring you intrigue and mystery of the human mind and wrap the forbidden nature of anal sex in stories of average people's lives. These are stories that bring to life your forbidden, dirty, anal fantasies.
My Fucking Best Erotica
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 27,440.
Language:
English.
Published: October 7, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
In this collection of fast paced and unique erotica, Mister Average brings you six exciting tales of titillation to get you through the night. From the outrageously funny, The Girl Who Farted During Sex, to the outstandingly dark work, The Sex Auction, each piece tells its unique tale in a different way. Take a taste of Mister Average with these six exciting pieces, you will be back for more.
Real Wife Swap V
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,830.
Language:
English.
Published: August 9, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
In the Real Wife Swap, we introduced you to two couples who decided to wife swap. That was three years ago - now the conclusion to the story as Max and Peta return in love and conspire to hide their secret. Fate assists them for a few months, but then things go horribly wrong and end in the most bitter of tragedies. Don't miss this gripping conclusion to the original Real Wife Swap.
Real Wife Swap IV
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,390.
Language:
English.
Published: August 4, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
They were an average married couple, but when he suggested they wife swap with another couple she slapped him and stormed off. It wasn't until later in the week, when she was talking to him again, that she revealed the real reasons behind her outrage and put forward her own suggestion. Of course, being a man, Erik accepted it and they spent a weekend they would never forget.
Nudist Beach Stories
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,590.
Language:
English.
Published: July 9, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
You are married, middle aged and bored with your sex life. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Ever wondered if you could release your Inner Slut if Fate stepped in and provided the right circumstances? Here is Steve's story, where a chance remark led him and his wife, and another couple, to a nudist beach one day - and where the results were a lot different than any of them expected.
Real Wife Swap III
by Mister Average
Series: Real Wife Swap, Book 3.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,210.
Language:
English.
Published: July 7, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
They were average married husbands and over a few beers they had a reckless bet that one of them could convince the other's wife to swap. But their little scheme was overheard and at a dinner party a few days later the boys received a shock when the two wives did indeed agree to swap - with each other!
Masturbation Island
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 20,930.
Language:
English.
Published: June 29, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » LGBTQ+ » General
Somewhere out in the middle of the ocean, under a warm and tropical sun, exists the most amazing island in history. It is an island dedicated to masturbation, an act that human society shuns - an act that sits in many of our minds as our secret little fantasy. You can only get there in a very special way - you have to look into the mirror and see your true self, and then you can step inside.
World’s Biggest Wanker ~ Masturbation Confessions
by Mister Average
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 87,350.
Language:
English.
Published: June 14, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
During a discussion about my writing the other day someone pointed out that I have published a lot of erotica about masturbation across my many pen names. I looked and yes, I have well over a hundred publications with masturbation as the primary theme. That made me blush a little. You might say that I am the literary world's biggest wanker, so to celebrate here are 43 of my masturbation stories.
Cuckold Stories II
by Mister Average
Series: Cuckold Stories, Book 2.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,080.
Language:
English.
Published: June 9, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
From the master of cuckold erotica comes this twisted tale between the husband and his cheating wife. Her infidelity confession causes pain, heartbreak and threatens their marriage. But it also reveals elements to him that she never knew about, she never knew existed. The confusion, the anguish, the mental torment that exists in this troublesome fetish is explored in its finest by the author.
Real Wife Swap II
by Mister Average
Series: Real Wife Swap, Book 2.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,730.
Language:
English.
Published: June 3, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
They were average married husbands and over a few beers they decided they wanted to swap wives. The problem was they knew the wives wouldn't be interested at all. At a weekend away they hatched their plan and were ready to pounce. But when they returned to their hotel room they were in for the shock of their lives. Could Jeff turn it to their advantage?
The Wanker’s Guide to Masturbation
by Mister Average
Price:
$3.99 USD.
Words: 13,460.
Language:
English.
Published: May 25, 2014
.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / relationships, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sexual health
From one of the most prolific erotica authors comes the funniest book on wanking you will ever read. It has all the answers to questions you never thought to ask - Is God a wanker? Was Eve made to be the first bit of porn? Is wanking cheating? Wanking facts, songs, literature, who does it and why? Mutual masturbation, wanking jokes and, of course, the origins of wanking. But wait...there is more!
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice II
by Mister Average
Series: Older men, Younger women., Book 5.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,500.
Language:
English.
Published: May 20, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
This is part II of the Dice ~ with the characters still at the pub, but a sudden storm blows in and changes the mood of the night as Brian is knocked to the ground by lightning blasts nearby. When he recovers he is holding the dice in one hand, and his mobile phone in the other - with a rotating glowing dice on its screen. A bizarre game then follows, each of them revealing their sexual fantasies.
Cuckold Stories
by Mister Average
Series: Cuckold Stories, Book 1.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,550.
Language:
English.
Published: May 15, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The cuckold - a man whose wife has sex with other men, or a man who has fantasies about his wife having sex with other men. Here is a story told to me that shows how a partner can mistaken the cuckolding sentiment for something else, and hurt their partner when they move from pleasure to humiliation against the man's will. There is a very fine line that, when crossed, can cause pain.
Masturbation Confessions 3
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,670.
Language:
English.
Published: May 9, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Frowned upon by society, forbidden, dirty and oh, so enjoyable - masturbation, the sexual activity that we all engage in, but so rarely admit to. Here are some confessions as told to me, by readers. Real masturbation confessions from real people, just like you, and me. Why don't you sit back, get loose and enjoy!
The Devil Wins - My Naughtiest Erotica
by Mister Average
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 61,650.
Language:
English.
Published: May 7, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
When it comes to sexual temptation we often have two choices - we can listen to the angel on our shoulder and be good when confronted with temptation, or we can let the Devil win. Most of these short stories involve that choice, and the Devil does win. Mister Average has published over 150 erotica titles - this collection includes some of his favourites. Why don't you join him on this journey?
GILF 3 [Granny I would like to f**k]
by Mister Average
Series: Gilf [granny I would like to f**k], Book 3.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 5,880.
Language:
English.
Published: May 5, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Asian American
You all know what a MILF is; it's a “mother that you would like to f**k". It's not a surprise then that a GILF is a “granny you would like to f**k.” Many men fantasise about this sort of kinky behaviour, as do I. This is the story of one of those fantasies, with a Korean woman in her 60's, a woman with whom I never exchanged a single word. Imagine what it would be like...
GILF 2 [Granny I would like to f**k]
by Mister Average
Series: Gilf [granny I would like to f**k], Book 2.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,910.
Language:
English.
Published: March 22, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
You know what a MILF is; it's a “mother that you would like to f**k". It's not a surprise then that a GILF is a “granny you would like to f**k.” Some men fantasise about this sort of kinky behaviour, as do I. This is the story of one of those fantasies, with a woman 40 years older than I was. Imagine what it would be like...
Revenge Sex I
by Mister Average
Series: Revenge Sex, Book 1.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,330.
Language:
English.
Published: February 28, 2014
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Marriage is tough, relationships are tough and sometimes we have to adjust the balance back to even by doing what we can justify but which others might frown upon. This series features the stories of unhappy married women who plot their own course to recover their composure. Rachel is devastated that her staid, boring husband has cheated on her - so she seeks out a friend to win back control.
Verbotener Sex Mit Meiner Schwägerin
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 5,580.
Language:
English.
Published: September 27, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Eines der verbotensten sexuellen Tabus ist Sex mit der Schwester der eigenen Ehefrau. Es ist etwas, wovon die meisten Männer in manchen Phasen träumen.Viele Verboten, aber oftmals verlockend. Nur manchmal verlassen wir diese Fantasiewelt und haben die Gelegenheit, diese Fantasien auszuleben. Auch mir passierte dies einmal, sehr unerwartet.
How Do You Spell Cunt?
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 10,760.
Language:
English.
Published: August 30, 2013
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships » Sex & culture
Ever wondered what it would be like being an erotica writer? I am Mister Average - I'm not rich or famous, but I do make my living writing erotica for you. Join me for one day as I take you through my life as an erotica author, letting you in on my secret life as I work on my latest ebook. I hope what I get up to as I research my work doesn't shock you too much. Contains explicit adult content.
My Erotica – Out to Dry
by Mister Average
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 44,440.
Language:
English.
Published: August 28, 2013
.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(4.73 from 11 reviews)
A collection of nine of my erotica short stories in one volume for your enjoyment. Covering a range of subjects from futuristic situations to cuckoldry, from outrageous sexual humour to sex in fantasy worlds.Some stories will make you laugh until you wet yourself, others will make you cry, or shake your head in disgust. This is a broad sample of my works, on special for you. I hope you enjoy them.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Bus
by Mister Average
Series: Older men, Younger women., Book 4.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,510.
Language:
English.
Published: August 27, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Brian had met the young Joanne the night before and engaged in an evening of torrid public sex with her. When, over a morning coffee, his wife had confessed to setting it all up, Brian was stunned, and yet this was only a taste of what was to come the rest of the day for him as his wife created more scenarios of outrageous public sex.
This wild trio engage in acts we would only fantasise about.
Older Men, Younger Women – The Dice.
by Mister Average
Series: Older men, Younger women., Book 3.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 3,570.
Language:
English.
Published: August 2, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
For many months Brian's sex life had been awakened after his wife had encouraged a young woman to have sex with her husband, and had encouraged a series of more outrageous public sex acts. Now she had a new game for them, a game involving dice. Brian and Joanne returned to the pub in Chelsea where they originally met, and gave the local patrons another exciting night of sexual depravity.
Older Men, Younger Women – Sex Teacher
by Mister Average
Series: Older men, Younger women., Book 2.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,040.
Language:
English.
Published: July 27, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Imagine - its your first day on the new job and a young woman approaches you, and over the course of a few drinks after work whispers that she wants you to be her Sex Teacher. She is a generation younger than you, but how can you resist? Would you resist? Most men would not. This is a fast paced erotica short story where the young woman is the instigator, and gets the wild experience she craves.
Older Men, Younger Women – the Phone.
by Mister Average
Series: Older men, Younger women., Book 1.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 8,060.
Language:
English.
Published: July 19, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Married for 25 years, Brian feels washed up and resigned, surfing the chat rooms of the Internet as an outlet for his desires and a substitute for his lost youth. A chance meeting in a virtual bar turns into a real life sexual adventure with a thrill-seeking young woman. She wants to drag him even further into her wanton web, but was the meeting pure chance and will it bring down his marriage?
The Wife Swap
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,040.
Language:
English.
Published: July 11, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Phil looked at his wife of many years as she spoke. “Darling,we are both fifty years old,sometimes I wonder what we are doing with our lives.We don't seem to do much that is exciting,we don't do wild things.”
Minutes later when she suggested they wife swap for the weekend with another couple Phil realised he had been set up, clearly she was already having an affair. But,he went along with it.
An Inadequate Husband and the Twenty Year Old
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,120.
Language:
English.
Published: July 9, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
They were discussing a movie she had seen the night before, about a 50 yr old man and a 20 yr old women, when his wife laughed at Paul,and ridiculed him. "If you want to know about it, why don't you go out and fuck a twenty year old, if there is any young woman who wants an old man like you.”
Paul ignored her attitude towards him but took it as a challenge. That evening he embarked on his revenge.
Masturbating Author
by Mister Average
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 6,720.
Language:
English.
Published: July 6, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
Vince sat down to write his latest story; he started dispassionately banging away on the keyboard of his laptop, describing the setting for his hero in his latest book.
And then, unusually, he froze.
He didn't know what to say next and this had never occurred to him before.
After hours agonising over his plight he finally resolved what he needed - and that was visual stimulation!
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