M.J. Reed


M.J. Reed lives in semi-seclusion in a bunker on the New Hampshire Seacoast. In 1995 the author was diagnosed with hysterical tinnitus, a particularly cruel form of the disease in which he does not hear the characteristic ringing, but rather the 70's pop tune Muskrat Love playing endlessly in his head. He spends his days in self-imposed isolation, watching Seinfeld reruns and preparing for the zombie apocalypse. He has no favorite color, if he were a plant he'd be a sycamore fig, and as for his politics, he doesn't like cats.


After Happily Ever After
Price: Free! Words: 12,890. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER takes a look at what happens after Harry meets Sally, or Tom Cruise 'completes' Renee Zellweger, or Jack Nicholson takes Helen Hunt for hot rolls. If you love movies or love books or maybe just love the idea of an anti-sacharine alternative to the usual sappy romances on the shelves around Valentine's day, then take a chance on AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
It's a Wonderful Undead Life
Price: Free! Words: 23,010. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mashups
In its retelling of nine classic Christmas tales, IT'S A WONDERFUL UNDEAD LIFE endeavors to prove that most any story can be enhanced by simply adding zombies. In addition to the title story, the collection includes; Home and Almost Alone, Frosty the Undead Snowman, Bloodthirsty Zombie Rampage on 34th Street, and… well, you get the idea.

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