Moctezuma Johnson


Call me Moctezuma!

They say that I once took the Millennium Falcon for a spin through the Triangulum Galaxy. They also say I once had sex with both Angelina Jolie and Margaret Atwood at the same time. They say a lot of things, don't they?

I crawled out of a New Jersey sewer in the 70s and have since lived all over the world. When not writing books and blogs, I enjoy photography and writing poems for people. If you want to hire me to write a poem for you in any way, contact me at moctezuma.johnson(@) (remove the parenthesis).

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Smashwords Interview

Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in New Jersey, USA which gave me the raw sewage grit that marks my writing.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
I love when people send me photos of themselves or their partners and ask me to write a poem for them. Hot.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Moctezuma Johnson online

Where to buy in print



Attack of the North Korean Giantess (Triangulum Episode 4)
Price: Free! Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2018 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
A nuclear meltdown has occurred in North Korea turning gorgeous women into Giantesses. They have been put down by the patriarchy for years. Now it's time for revenge. They take to the Capital to DESTROY. Like most sexy paranormal events, the Five Hive (highly-trained, latex-clad Women-in-Black agents) come to save the day, if they can. There are some colossal obstacles.
Futa Boxing Gym - Conquering Ines
Price: Free! Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2017 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Ines goes from the dirt floors of Caracas to the posh sheets of Japan. All she wants to do is kiss the gorgeous Keiko but she'd better kick her gorgeous ass before it's her own funeral.
1948 - Futa Boxing Gym Part 2 (Quest for the Magic Jump Rope)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2017 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
“This Magic Jump Rope Heals All Ills” The jump rope is fraying. With Minae’s marriage on the rocks, it is the only thing that can save her. She and the keepers of the rope band together and encounter characters and obstacles that will test Minae's character, resolve, and desire.
Smutpunk Erotica Collab
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,280. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
(5.00 from 1 review)
38000 words of Smutpunk and Pulp Erotica featuring Bella Shadows, Kella Z. Driel, Roxy Katt, Moctezuma Johsnon, Lucian Carter, and Callie Press.
Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series (Season One): The Taboo Psycho-Thriller Bad Boy Smutpunk Series
Price: $3.59 USD. Words: 32,570. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2017 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Interracial
Jynx is willing to risk life and limb to get him back. She's not risking her own life and limb. Will sultry and psychotic Jynx be able to get everything she wants? Or is she crossing a line from which there's no turning back? Everybody's safety, psychological, emotional, and physical, are at stake. "Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd / Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd"
Romancing the Hot Stone (An Asian Futa Massage Parlor and Yoga Studio Romantic Smutpunk Comedy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2017 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A powerful CEO wants an Asian masseuse badly. This comedy goes buck wild when he slips while trying to coerce the young lady to give him extra pleasure. He falls into the boiling crock pot heating hot stones and enters the Futa Romantic World of Doctor Peter Engle. All tables get turned in this White CEO vs. Asian Masseuse FUTA smutpunk slug-fest.
Jane's Steak & BJ Night Surprise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2015 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Is it Steak & Blowjob Day Again Already? Jane gets ready for her annual Steak & Blowjob Day by cooking her husband a steak per their ritual. Normally she’d then be on her knees showing her good man her total wifey appreciation, but this year she’s got something up her, well, wet, well-lubed, sleeve. Okay, that’s not a sleeve.
Triangulum Stain -- Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,950. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. FFF is on its way in supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, a team of Earth's finest must fight a sentient Alien Dildo God. Who will survive?
The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2013 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poems and fiction from Moctezuma Johnson yanks the doorknobs from the doors and throws the doors open like a Sexual Cowboy busting into a Rough Saloon.
Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired - Episode One: The Hotel Party
Series: Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,110. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2013 by Girls Carrying Books. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Jynx is obsessively in love with Moctezuma. Unfortunately, he keeps sleeping with many other girls and she’s pissed at the sluts. She cannot stand the humiliation of knowing that he has broken her psychotic heart and left her in seedy meat-market pick-up joints. She concocts a plan to destroy his new supermodel girlfriend and return to his side. Will this plan work or will it backfire?

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