They say that I once took the Millennium Falcon for a spin through the Triangulum Galaxy. They also say I once had sex with both Angelina Jolie and Margaret Atwood at the same time. They say a lot of things, don't they?
I crawled out of a New Jersey sewer in the 70s and have since lived all over the world. When not writing books and blogs, I enjoy photography and writing poems for people. If you want to hire me to write a poem for you in any way, contact me at moctezuma.johnson(@)gmail.com (remove the parenthesis).
Learn more at my site: http://moctezumajohnson.com/?SW
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in New Jersey, USA which gave me the raw sewage grit that marks my writing.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
I love when people send me photos of themselves or their partners and ask me to write a poem for them. Hot.
A nuclear meltdown has occurred in North Korea turning gorgeous women into Giantesses. They have been put down by the patriarchy for years. Now it's time for revenge. They take to the Capital to DESTROY. Like most sexy paranormal events, the Five Hive (highly-trained, latex-clad Women-in-Black agents) come to save the day, if they can. There are some colossal obstacles.
“This Magic Jump Rope Heals All Ills”
The jump rope is fraying. With Minae’s marriage on the rocks, it is the only thing that can save her. She and the keepers of the rope band together and encounter characters and obstacles that will test Minae's character, resolve, and desire.
Jynx is willing to risk life and limb to get him back. She's not risking her own life and limb. Will sultry and psychotic Jynx be able to get everything she wants? Or is she crossing a line from which there's no turning back? Everybody's safety, psychological, emotional, and physical, are at stake.
"Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd / Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd"
A powerful CEO wants an Asian masseuse badly. This comedy goes buck wild when he slips while trying to coerce the young lady to give him extra pleasure. He falls into the boiling crock pot heating hot stones and enters the Futa Romantic World of Doctor Peter Engle. All tables get turned in this White CEO vs. Asian Masseuse FUTA smutpunk slug-fest.
Is it Steak & Blowjob Day Again Already?
Jane gets ready for her annual Steak & Blowjob Day by cooking her husband a steak per their ritual. Normally she’d then be on her knees showing her good man her total wifey appreciation, but this year she’s got something up her, well, wet, well-lubed, sleeve. Okay, that’s not a sleeve.
The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. FFF is on its way in supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, a team of Earth's finest must fight a sentient Alien Dildo God. Who will survive?
What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poems and fiction from Moctezuma Johnson yanks the doorknobs from the doors and throws the doors open like a Sexual Cowboy busting into a Rough Saloon.
Jynx is obsessively in love with Moctezuma. Unfortunately, he keeps sleeping with many other girls and she’s pissed at the sluts. She cannot stand the humiliation of knowing that he has broken her psychotic heart and left her in seedy meat-market pick-up joints. She concocts a plan to destroy his new supermodel girlfriend and return to his side. Will this plan work or will it backfire?