Triangulum Stain -- Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos
The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. FFF is on its way in supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, a team of Earth's finest must fight a sentient Alien Dildo God. Who will survive?