Curtis Moser

Biography

I think Carl Barks was the most brilliant storyteller of the century, and his greatest contribution to literature was Uncle Scrooge. I like to eat Chips Ahoy cookies dipped in milk--I can polish off an entire package in one sitting--and I like the chunky milk as a chaser. I think the person who invented the designated hitter should be hung by his armpit hair. I have a low tolerance for stupidity, including my own, but I pretend that it doesn't bother me. I want a tattoo of a quill pen under my wedding band. I've always fancied myself as an amazing lover, but I think the reality is that I'm sadly mediocre. I struggle with narcissism and self-loathing. I don't like to disclose my political leanings because they make me unpopular in my community. I like people with petty vices. I like the smell of my dog when she is wet. I don't smile as much as I used to, but it is more sincere now. If pride is a sin, my children are condemning me to hell. Thanks for stopping by.

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