Jason H

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Smashwords book reviews by Jason H

  • Chainsaw on April 05, 2013

    Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we eat the people we saw into pieces? Gee, what a wonderful spur of the moment idea, dude. I'm hungry, let's chow down, baby!
  • Dead Body Under The Mattress (Urban Legend) on April 05, 2013

    WTF is that rotting-human decomposition smell coming from the general area of the bed in our luxurious hotel room? I don't know, darling, but I`m gonna call room service and bitch about it like three times before taking a closer look for myself and then scream like a school girl when a certain something (dead) is discovered. The End.
  • The Reductionists on April 05, 2013

    You know the future sucks when government regulated killers are required for population control. Why we cant be given a pill instead of having someone chase us down with a fancy gun while high on some substance that makes killing so groovy, baby, is beyond me.
  • Sam and the Wolf on April 06, 2013

    Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Not me. I'm more terrified of the undead blood-sucking fiend lurking in the woods.
  • The Rat God on April 06, 2013

    I guess humans aren't necessarily on top of the food chain. Sucks to be that guy.