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The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer
Price: Free! Words: 27,940. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER is part three of HOLLYWOOD HACK JOB, a three-part story. Part one, FALSE ICONS & SACRED COWS, and part two, THE HONEY TRAP are available now. The full novel will be available later in 2017.
The Honey Trap
Price: Free! Words: 16,850. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural
(5.00)
THE HONEY TRAP is part two of HOLLYWOOD HACK JOB, a three-part story. Part one, FALSE ICONS & SACRED COWS, is available now. Part three, THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER, will be available August 2017.
False Icons and Sacred Cows
Price: Free! Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00)
Fr. Arthur Gerdtz is on a mission from God. His church is fighting for relevance in the modern world. Attendances are dwindling, atheism is on the rise, and Instagram celebrities are bigger than Jesus. This veteran priest is in grave danger of losing his religion. Until he decides to introduce some Old Testament values to the twenty-first century.
All Against All
Price: Free! Words: 66,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00)
One rule. One winner. One hundred million dollars. Everyone has their price.
The Cycle Of Violence
Price: Free! Words: 4,440. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00)
Fraser Jaensch is about to learn that sometimes the punishment does fit the crime.
The Fine Print
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: American English. Published: August 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00)
It’s the most important day of Farouk Ba’asher Bin Abdulraheem’s life, and he’s about to learn some valuable lessons.
The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society
Price: Free! Words: 79,970. Language: Australian English. Published: March 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00)
What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?

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Smashwords book reviews by Nathan Allen

  • Three Speeches on June 12, 2015

    Short, punchy, and gave me a good chuckle at the end. Nice work!
  • Killer Dummy on June 12, 2015

    Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found the ebook equivalent of Ed Wood & Uve Boll! 1 star for the effort, and 1 star because Drac sounds like a pretty cool guy - see http://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/
  • Siddhartha on June 12, 2015

    Nice work. Look forward to reading more.
  • The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide on June 12, 2015

    Some handy hints that, let's face it, we will probably all have to use sooner or later. Trust me, the apocalypse is only a matter of time people!
  • Sleep When You're Dead on June 12, 2015

    Impressive! Well written, and I like the use of the second person pronoun throughout. Although I hope you weren't serious when you said that it's based on a true story!
  • Malcolm Maloney, World Wide Plague on June 13, 2015

    Great stuff! Smart and consistently funny throughout. (BTW: Paul couldn't have shot John since he died in 1967 and was replaced by a lookalike).
  • They Don't Exist on June 13, 2015

    Good story, characters were nicely drawn, and some excellent descriptive language. Tip: try to eliminate "began" wherever you can - e.g. instead of "His heart began racing again..." just write "his heart raced again". Also, watch out for repetition: e.g. "As her eyes looked around the room, her eyes caught..." Other than that, nice work!
  • Will Cosby Guide to Casual Dating on Aug. 13, 2015

    Hilariously inappropriate! Or inappropriately hilarious. One or the other. Or maybe both.
  • The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs on Sep. 10, 2015

    Nice story, short and sweet.
  • The Ten Second Time Traveller on Jan. 15, 2016

    Very well done. I'm envious of anyone who can create a good story using only a small amount of words.
  • Dead Man's Shoes on May 07, 2016

    Nicely written, and good for a laugh. I can definitely relate to the bit about the arrogant driver!
  • Refuge on July 29, 2016

    Nice work. I liked the style, and the author achieved a lot with few words. I look forward to reading more.
  • The City Smells Like Death on July 29, 2016

    Really enjoyed this. Reminded me a little of 28 Days Later.
  • Tooth Fairy: A Very Short Horror Story on April 23, 2017

    Why do I get the feeling I'll be having that dream again tonight where all my teeth fall out? Thanks, Steve!
  • Haunted on April 23, 2017

    Cool story, cool cover. "That’s it, I’m calling the supernatural department" is the best line I've read in a book for some time.
  • Graffiti on April 23, 2017

    Good story. Also a nice change to read something on Smashwords not riddled with spelling and grammar errors.
  • Tales of Black Pine Falls: The Bogeymen on April 24, 2017

    Good story. Keep it up!
  • Pipe Smoke on April 24, 2017

    Nice and short, a well-written piece.
  • The Death of Samuel Hersch on July 14, 2017

    You really know how to leave the reader wanting more! Very well written, thanks for the read.
  • My First And Last Time on July 19, 2017

    Very funny read. This is the first in the series that I've read, I'll definitely check out some of the others.