Naomi Kramer

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Naomi Kramer is an Australian author living on Macleay Island in Queensland. She's addicted to coffee, dyes her hair odd colours, and looks a little like a corporate hippy on weekdays. She loves the beach, and her dream is to own a world-class barista.

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Pass the Parcel
By N. R. Kramer
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,790. Language: Australian English. Published: February 7, 2014 by Naomi Kramer. Category: Fiction
Nigel's been invited to a party. A 'wild' party, his mate says. But Nigel didn't expect the birthday girl to want to play party games... AUTHOR'S NOTE: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.

Books

Running Mike
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,350. Language: Australian English. Published: April 2, 2014. Category: Fiction
Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement. This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).
A Very Bogan Christmas
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,930. Language: Australian English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction
What would happen if Jesus were born not in 4BC in Bethlehem, but in modern-day Ipswich, Queensland (famous for its historic architecture and alcohol-sodden population), in Australia? Would the virgin Mary truly be virginal? How would she react to an angel of the Lord? Warning: This story may offend almost anyone. Contains rude words.
Lee Ming
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: Australian English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction
Linda wakes up to an elderly Chinese woman standing next to her bed - one who doesn't seem to speak a word of English. Now she has to figure out who the woman is, and what the hell she's doing in Linda's bedroom. Lee Ming is a short story, approximately 4500 words in length.
Yesterday's Cat: Timeline B Episode 2: FUBARed
By Naomi Kramer
Series: Yesterday's Cat, Episode B2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Category: Fiction
Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. But the future she left and the one she returns to are substantially different. Her boss is different. Her colleague's death has been erased. Now Angie has to foil the enemy's plans in a world that she isn't sure she knows.
Follow the Light
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,630. Language: Australian English. Published: February 28, 2014. Category: Fiction
Linda's just seen Mike convicted and put in jail. That looses her ties to Earth, and frees her to finally go to her afterlife. Now she has a new challenge - adapting to being forever dead. Follow the Light is a short story, approximately 3400 words in length.
Bunyip vs the CWA
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: Australian English. Published: February 21, 2014. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
A monster hunter travels to the outskirts of a small country town, tracking a rogue bunyip. Much to his surprise, the local CWA ladies are already out in force. This is a short story, suitable for both children and adults.
Yesterday's Cat: Timeline A Episode 2: Paradox
By Naomi Kramer
Series: Yesterday's Cat, Episode A2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,650. Language: Australian English. Published: February 15, 2014. Category: Fiction
Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. Her personal timeline is about to get knotty - she's arrived a year before she left, and her murdered colleague is alive and well. Now she has to foil the enemy plot before it can get off the ground, while avoiding her former self.
DEAD(ish) Omnibus: Books 1-5
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 53,380. Language: Australian English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
The DEAD(ish) series is a collection of humorous murder mysteries starring Linda the ghost and Trent the hapless private investigator. Lots of melodrama, ghostly shenanigans, and a pinch of revenge thrown in for good measure. This omnibus contains books 1-5 of the DEAD(ish) series. Warning: Contains Aussie spelling and idioms, lots of rude words, and some adult themes. Not suitable for children.
DEAD (and hellbent)
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 5. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 12,100. Language: Australian English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Fiction
Mike is days away from getting out of jail. But he has a big problem - he's convinced that Linda is back to make his life hell. Linda is convinced that she's not tormenting Mike - she just wants him to go the hell away. Trent, as usual, is given the job of working out what the hell is going on. Warning: Contains violence, rude words, and Aussie spelling and slang. Not suitable for children.
Yesterday's Cat: Episode 1: Before the Storm
By Naomi Kramer
Series: Yesterday's Cat, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: Australian English. Published: January 18, 2014. Category: Fiction
Angie Chau is an agent of the Time Department. She returns from a seemingly routine assignment with her objective unobtained, and finds chaos ensuing. Someone is attempting to steal the time-travel technology, and they're willing to take out Angie along the way.
Ambassador
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,720. Language: Australian English. Published: January 6, 2014. Category: Fiction
An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you instead... This is a short story, approximately 2700 words in length.
Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,190. Language: Australian English. Published: December 30, 2013. Category: Fiction
Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf. We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?
(imminently) DEAD
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 4. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 12,800. Language: Australian English. Published: December 13, 2013. Category: Fiction
Geordie and Lazarus are back, and they have a big problem. Someone's sending death threats to Geordie, and he's afraid that he'll soon be relegated to an afterlife of wandering the earth, giving fashion advice to the passé living. Can Trent and Linda save him from his fate?
Maisy May 2
By Naomi Kramer
Series: Maisy May. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 28,360. Language: Australian English. Published: August 3, 2013. Category: Fiction
Maisy is back, and she's bigger than ever - literally. The intrepid teen is eight months pregnant, and about to embark on her two biggest adventures yet: moving to the 'big smoke' of Sydney, and having a baby. Will Mark's friends like her? Will she find a niche, or be stuck as the country cousin forever?
Bad Juju
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction
A collection of short-short stories with paranormal and supernatural themes. A vampire seduces a lonely man. Zombie teenagers with attitude! A carpet python has an odd story to tell about Eden. The leader of a werewolf pack goes missing. Death falls in love. The collection consists of 8 short-short stories, ranging from 200 to 1500 words each, and 7200 words in total - about 29 (print) pages.
Bad F*ck II
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 6,700. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2011. Category: Fiction
Another collection of short and short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out. The collection consists of nine stories of varying lengths, totalling 6500 words (26 pages).
DEAD (as a doorpost)
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 3. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 9,000. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2011. Category: Fiction
John's dead. He's pretty happy about that, actually. So's his wife, who's been mooning about heaven missing him. Linda, though, is sure that foul play is involved - and she won't rest until she finds out what happened.
What the F*ck is a Christian Anyway?
By Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
0.75 star(3.67 from 3 reviews)
A short opinion piece about perception vs the real meaning of Christianity, both in and out of the church.
Bad F*ck I
By Naomi Kramer
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction
A collection of short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out. Fourteen stories, length varies from 300 to 1000 words. Contains sex scenes, swearing, and aliens doing rude stuff.
(technically) DEAD
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 2. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 9,800. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2010. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him. This is a very short book - novelette length. It contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults.
(ψιλο) ΝΕΚΡΗ
By Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! Words: 10,050. Language: Greek. Published: July 20, 2010. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Η Λίντα έχει πρόβλημα: Όχι μόνο τη σκότωσε ο γκόμενός της, αλλά δεν της λέει και τι έκανε το σώμα της. Τι άλλο μπορεί να κάνει η Λίντα εκτός από το να τον βασανίσει μέχρι να τα ξεράσει όλα;
Cupcake of Love
By Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
Maisy May
By Naomi Kramer
Series: Maisy May. Price: Free! Words: 29,320. Language: Australian English. Published: May 9, 2010. Category: Fiction
0.25 star(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Maisy's mum is an ex-junkie. Her father is unknown. Now the girl with the colourful childhood goes to church every Sunday with her mother and attends youth group with the other kids in her country hometown. A new arrival in town gets Maisy thinking about her beliefs, and she doesn't like where her thoughts are heading. Contains occasional swearing, and sexual and religious themes.
DEAD(ish)
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction
0.25 star(4.29 from 21 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.

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