Joby Bottoms

Biography

Concentration is something that oranges do, so stop trying.

Instead, just listen and feel the natural flow of movement all around you. Then, once you've discovered that you're just a tiny spec in a huge universe and that your existence is really no more important than the leaf that blows gently in the wind beside you or the ant that crawls between your toes, raise your head towards the sky and laugh out loud.

Only then have you discovered meaning.

I do not claim to know much about anything but one thing I know for certain is that the best thing in life is to laugh uncontrollably until a little bit of pee comes out in your pants.

Where to find Joby Bottoms online


Videos

How to Order Dominoes Pizza in Sri Lanka
Life moved on a little from the Lipton's Tea Estate! This is me trying to order a Dominoes Pizza from a friend's house in Colombo. The actual video length was 22 minutes long (12 minutes of which were consumed getting the correct address to the person on the other end of the phone). Enjoy watching, it's a little slice of life in Sri Lanka...

Books

Brewed
Price: Free! Words: 29,550. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Brewed is the story of how a fat, poor kid with a big nose, from a council house in Essex ended up living and working on what used to be the famous Lipton's Tea Estate in the Pearl of the Indian Ocean. Brewed is the personal journey of the author and demonstrates that starting out with nothing can often be a good way to learn the value of future riches to come.

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