Holy Shit!
by Oliver Benjamin
Jesus, Moses, Buddha, Krishna, and Zarathustra all show up at a New Years Day Parade to introduce themselves and declare Judgment Day. But after narrowly escaping an angry crowd of disbelievers the bewildered prophets are forced to rethink their strategy. To execute Armageddon in a more “with-it” fashion, they hire the Violence Television to do Armageddon as a TV reality show.