Oliver Markus Malloy

Biography

Oliver Markus Malloy is a German-American novelist and comic artist. Born and raised in Aachen, Germany, he currently lives in Los Angeles, CA.

Malloy began his writing career in the early 1990s, as editor-in-chief of a computer magazine with a monthly circulation of over 500,000, which was distributed by Germany's largest publishing house.

After moving to New York, he was the art director for a newspaper in Manhattan, and later the production manager for a newspaper in Brooklyn, before he began self-publishing his cartoons online in May 2000. He has never had another 9-5 job since.

His bestselling trilogy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories, has been downloaded over 100,000 times on Amazon, Apple Books, Google Books, and Kobo.

Where to find Oliver Markus Malloy online

Where to buy in print

Series

420 Books
You’ll enjoy these books twice as much if you read them while you’re high.
Inside The Mind of an Introvert
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)
How the Great American Opioid Epidemic of the 21st Century Began
A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again. In this darkly funny coming-of-age novel based on true events, Oliver, a hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever. "This generation's version of Catcher in the Rye. I kid you not. It's that good." ★★★★★ - Ray Simmons, Readers' Favorite
On Writing and Self-Publishing a Book
So you've written a book. Congratulations! Join the club. Get in line. The restrooms are in the back.
The Ugly Truth About Self-Publishing
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)
How to Promote Your Self-Published Kindle Books for Free
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)
Educated Rants and Wild Guesses
With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy comes to us from the future to once and for all mansplain the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.
Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)
Epic Road Trips
Epic road trips around the world.
Scotland Roadtrip
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)
New York to Los Angeles Roadtrip
Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!)

Books

Inside The Mind of an Introvert
Series: 420 Books. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 760. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2019 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional), Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Comics about deep thoughts for deep thinkers. It’s not gonna surprise you, my fellow introverts, that we introverts don’t just think about being introverts all day.
Bad Choices Make Good Stories: Finding Happiness in Los Angeles
Series: How the Great American Opioid Epidemic of the 21st Century Began, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 83,380. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2019 by Bookmaester. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again.
The Ugly Truth About Self-Publishing
Series: On Writing and Self-Publishing a Book, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2018 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Forget everything you think you know about writing and self-publishing. Chances are it's complete bullshit.
Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps
Series: Educated Rants and Wild Guesses, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sexual behavior
What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals.
Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: The Ugly Truth About Men
Series: Educated Rants and Wild Guesses, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 15,480. Language: American English. Published: October 29, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Dating
With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy comes to us from the future to once and for all mansplain the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.
How to Promote Your Self-Published Kindle Books for Free
Series: On Writing and Self-Publishing a Book, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 3,090. Language: American English. Published: October 6, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » E-commerce / internet marketing
Today there are thousands upon thousands of self-published authors. Most of them are invisible. Nobody knows about them or their books. The sad truth is that writing a book is the easy part. Getting it out there, getting it seen, that's the hard part. A lot of people waste their time posting links in Facebook groups. Forget Facebook groups! There's a better way to promote your book.
Bad Choices Make Good Stories - The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers
Series: How the Great American Opioid Epidemic of the 21st Century Began, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 109,680. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Substance Abuse & Addictions / Drug Dependence, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Prostitution
(5.00 from 1 review)
A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again.
New York to Los Angeles Roadtrip
Series: Epic Road Trips, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 14,210. Language: American English. Published: August 2, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
A cautionary tale of all the things you shouldn't do on a road trip across America.
Scotland Roadtrip
Series: Epic Road Trips, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 18,750. Language: American English. Published: July 14, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Gay & Lesbian
Join Oliver and Iggy on their epic road trip from Aachen, Germany to the Highlands of Scotland and back again. After graduating from high school, two friends from Germany decide to drive to Scotland.
Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
Series: How the Great American Opioid Epidemic of the 21st Century Began, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. (Free until July 31!) Words: 67,630. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2017 by Bookmaester. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Nonfiction » True Crime » Drug trade
A true crime romance that's even more twisted than Tiger King. The perfect lockdown read for the Coronapocalypse.