Vern is an outlaw film critic and author of the books 'Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal' and 'Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer!: Writings On Bruce Willis, Badass Cinema and Other Important Topics.' Now he's also a novelist.

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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,710. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fresh out of prison for stupidly robbing a corporate shoe store, Carter Chase knows it's time to clean up his act. But can he pay the rent, find his missing brother and adjust to the crassly commercial modern world without flipping his lid and busting a few heads? Spoiler: No.

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