Kevin Williams

Biography

ANNOUNCEMENT.
For my ten year anniversary here? New covers+ upgrades for everything!
At a million words a week, I should be done by the end of feb.
(Man! Had everything proofed before posting. Shoulda been after.)

Oh, the AI rev? Bring it.
Stealing market share, capturing a demographic, developing a fan-base?
That's the game. Always has been.
Unfortunately, so are goons, thieves and legislation. Luckers, people.

Latest novels:
The Finest Evil in the System : AI Woes Jan 2024

FANTASY Aaron+Henna: The Elfin Princess's Kiss may 2023
SF: Teddyhunter Rogue planets June 2023
BOTH The Finest Evil in the System : AI Woes Jan 2024
Shorts : The Finest Evil in the System; Loons, goons + booms.

Novels are usually 100,000 words: freebies vary. (And might be ANYTHING!)
If you don't fall over laughing at least once while reading, the book is a failure.

Other than that, SF is the lit/philosophy of western urbanization.
Problem-solving
the effect of tech
on people
via new mythology.

Beware, you MAY learn something. Or think a bit here and there, even in the comics..

Cartooning? Does-is-ought. Take a does, show what it is, (is is?) discuss the ought. (ie: table= work-server= that gossips)
SF? what if, then what, so what?
Fantasy? Any sufficiently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic. (Characters in conflict over issues)

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Readers are welcome to proof-read; if I think it's a good correction, it goes in. (just send an e-mail, book-name + quoted line) Thanks. (One long-suffering reader got a few books dedicated to him.)

On a personal note; I've got nearly 2 million words published at smashwords.com now. SF + fantasy novels, cartoons + short-stories.

Jeez, lemme see; This whole mess got started in grade school; shorts in HS; novels after. (first one done in pencil.)

Dozen or so 80,000 word novelettes (mostly type-writer.); first computer stuff, 80's; novels+shorts.

Years of zines, quarterlies, novels, cartoons; (apple-clones, compacts, pcs) '86: BBSing a shorts echo (rogue-bone), blogs and cartooning. I THINK I can add another million words there. Maybe. Most of them are lost unless some old CD backups turn up.

2021: Dead tree? If you don't make the best-seller list with your first novel today, you don't get a second. An 8-million web-wonder hit is entry-level stuff. (for movies. An ebook best seller is 10,000 or so) I think my count is 43 currently published over 8 years; and another dozen or so early works lost.

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* WARNING! * Live and live, (long i vs short) tho and thou. I use thou as tho sometimes. It's the most common complaint. Mostly edited out, but I still do.
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Writing has been a hobby of mine since the third grade, and was an ambition even earlier. Cartooning, music + philosophy are other bad habits I keep up. (Plus a few secret ones I'm NOT telling you about, so there!)

Zining SF cons with shorts for years (on the freebie table) was a hobby. Well, till charging for intros,(lessons) freebie-table placements and contests became common. It was fun; quarterly editions, mostly. Fantasy, horror (Halloween), children's (Christmas), romantic comedy, (Valentines, st pats) hard SF, on july 1st or world con.

Most are in the short-story collections, tho I'm still writing the occasional one today.

Enjoy, thanks, pass it on! (Have a day of it, eh?)

Smashwords Interview

Who are your favorite authors?
cook, prachette, holt, savage.

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What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
boredom
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Kevin Williams online

Series

ESC
The AIs are taking over.
shorts!
collections of short stories;sf, fantasy, blogs, horror, crime... tedwars, Aaron+Henna and more. v2, editied.
Shorts From All Over
Price: $0.99 USD.
Christmas Shorts
Price: $0.99 USD.
The Apprentice's Shorts
Price: $0.99 USD.
Bogus Shorts
Price: $0.99 USD.
SF Shorts
Price: $0.99 USD.
teddyhunter
runaway robots start it; the teddybear bots, in fact. New bountry-hunters get chased by cyborgs, mutants, borgs, other robots, zombie farmers and DEEP underground monsters.
Aaron+Henna
Aaron was a failed wizard's apprentice; Henna the herb-witch wanted out of the bandit camp before her brother married her off to one of his friends. true love, dragons, buffalos and cats.
sf
science fiction collections; random novels
JoyToy:Singularity
Price: $1.99 USD.
canada
stories with a canuck theme
comics
random comic books, essays and shorts that never generated enough traffic or interest for second volumes.
UFO Observer
cartoons; a graphic novel in many parts; Earth's little extinction event has watchers.
UFO Observer
Price: Free!
UFO Observer Pt Two
Price: $0.99 USD.
UFO Observer Part Three
Price: $0.99 USD.

Books

Escape Service Crime
Series: ESC, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 11,110. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2024 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
The beginning of the tower troubles Jen and her AI try to take over the world.
The Finest Evil In the System: AI Woes.
Series: FEITS, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,940. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2024 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Science fiction » High tech
Another in the continuing story of AI development with magic: the new AI minion and invasions by apprentices, the relics room at Unseen University, Sam the sorceress and Montreal wizards (The rat pack)
Shorts 2023
Series: shorts!. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,010. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
A collection of 16 shorts, mostly from bonus section; a preview and some new ones
Teddyhunter: Rogue Worlds
Series: teddyhunter, Book 12. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 105,680. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
the Reds are on a galactic tour in non-federation space. Pirates, Gypsies, Secret labs, ghosts.
Aaron+Henna: The Elfin Princess's Kiss
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 13. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,810. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
volume 13: The baby Iris starts flexing her magics; a county fair brings strangers, Xerdria and the hermit make waves with Mindy, Tilly and Ronnie watching
Teddyhunter: Blob2
Series: teddyhunter, Book 11. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,660. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Next-gen cyborgs growing up at the colony are bored. So is Tiber, Mindy Henry and a cranky tank. AIs, bots and aliens don;t mix.
The Finest Evil in the System: Goons, Loons and Boons
Series: shorts!, Book 14 · FEITS, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,080. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Fantasy done in SF evolution style: an epic thesis with implications ( I make up monsters)
Teddyhunter 2022 shorts
Series: teddyhunter, Book 9 · shorts!, Book 13. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,150. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
a collection of stories from the various universes, finest evil in the system, fantasy and most teddy hunter stories.
Teddyhunter: The Underground Railway
Series: teddyhunter, Book 10. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 97,960. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
book nine of Teddyhunter;The Underground Railway : Earth's final chapter. How the bots leave.
Teddyhunter: Right in the Shorts
Series: teddyhunter, Book 8 · shorts!, Book 12. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,480. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action
stories from anywhere in the Teddyhunter timeline and starring any of the characters. Mindy's life before Tracker, Trackers HS traumas,
Shorts 2022: Odds and Ends
Series: shorts!, Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 36,170. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
Thirty stories mostly written this year and last; Toads, Trinity, The sheer horror of it all. They run from horror to sf to surrealism. And a Christmas story... And a script... And blogs..
The Finest Evil In the System: Omnibus
Series: shorts!, Book 10 · FEITS, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,950. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A collection of 25 or so shorts, all mall-shop themed; updated and new material for the 2022 covid season added. Tthe sandwich-girls take over, the dyraids do beer, UFOs and others. CSIS and DND make appearances.
Aaron+Henna: Teen Learns
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 12. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 108,910. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Volume 12 in Arron and Henna the kids start growing up. demon wars, trolls battle, the escape from troll mountain, Tilly-talk, dragons, witches and Iris has several surprises. The usual cast of characters, Aaron, Henna,Cerberus, Mindy, the old witch and Harvey, Phoebe and Mel .
Aaron+Henna: Short Stories
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 11 · shorts!, Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,310. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A collection of 4 page shorts with the wizard Aaron + his wife Henna trying to be happy in a tower of a home. with neighbours. And problems. And kids. 14 shorts, most written in 2021..
2021 Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,940. Language: Canadian English. Published: February 11, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a compilation of the shorts written in the last few months; 2020/2021 MOST have been published before. They range hard sf to light fantasy and horror; It's difficult to tell which is which sometimes.
Aaron+Henna:Dragon-Witch
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 10. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 101,500. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
vol 10: Aaron+Henna: a lurker is after the baby Iris, dragon-child.
By The Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,400. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of short stories, crime fanasty, sf and surreal.
JoyToy:Singularity
Series: sf. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 84,920. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Joytoy singularity is an AI that breeds new bots on joytoy island, trying to evolve a little.
The Maple Dyraid Life
Series: canada. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,200. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A dyraid in HS, a witch in the bedroom and Mike; home-owner and new kitten adopter. People are after the dyraid again and the house objects.
The Cold Grows, The Roads Shrink P2
Series: canada. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,420. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Biographical, Fiction » Adventure » General
The six seasons of Canada, stories, blogs and myths. Snow snakes, faeries, sap suckers, pickled zombies and more.
SF Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,360. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Adventure » Action
(2.00 from 1 review)
A collections of super-short sf stories; 13 in all. Mostly from the 80s. (There is one fantasy, the last and it's a satire.)
Aaron+Henna: Dirty Float
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 9. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 107,450. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
the usual suspects try to make a life out of herbs: an off-worlder helps them. aaron, Henna, Gina, Cerberus, Ambrosia and Xerdria the elf.
Teddyhunter: Baby-Blues
Series: teddyhunter, Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 103,530. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
vol7. Teddy and Mindy, the inventors, mutants, Harvey, cyborgs. Cats play a major role.
Aaron+Henna:Broken Magics
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 8. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 100,690. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
a collection of broken magics plagues the witch+wizard team;
Bogus Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 67,260. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this is a collection of 36 short stories, in a variety of styles, sf, fantasy, blogs, horror, medical, humor... whatever struck me. stories range in length from 200 to 25,000 wds.
Aaron + Henna: Summer Rain
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 100,180. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
vol seven apprentice troubles. The trolls and the witch school send people and no one gets along
Aaron+Henna: The Terrible Twos
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 6. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 100,220. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
a wizard's tower. A two year old. Dragon pup friends. deadly gardens, a troll-native war and children.
Teddyhunter: New Genes
Series: teddyhunter, Book 6. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 106,940. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » High tech
part two of the Neanderthal gene; the conclusion to the epic. Mindy, Henry and tracker try to get the next-gen cyborgs wired, online and interactive while battling the new UFO observer; he's a mad scientist type who likes doing DNA mods on a helpless population.
Teddyhunter: The Neanderthal Gene
Series: teddyhunter, Book 5. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 102,620. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
volume five of teddy hunter: The new UFO observer is a mad scientist determined to improve the human race. No matter how far back he has to go to do it.
Aaron+Henna:The Way of The Rat
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 5. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 101,940. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Aaron+Henna: vol 5: The Way of the Rat. Dealings in the big city are nothing compared to infighting in small towns. Aaron tried to build Henna a home.
Teddyhunter: I Can Get Better In The Parking-lot!
Series: teddyhunter, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 100,680. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
4th in the teddyhunter series Escaped 4th generation AIs try to take over the world Tracker and Mindy try to stop them
The Pour Witches of Fenwick
Series: comics, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
comic book 8 pages. Young girls and brooms, witches and boyfriends and bloody, bloody re-vengence. Small Ontario town and a new broom to sweep things clean with. (She's a waitress at Horton's)
Friday The 13th Sex-cult Problems
Series: comics, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 190. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
22 cartoons accused of literature once (middle-school safe)
Aaron+Henna: The Singing Sword
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 106,320. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Aaron and Henna, vol4: Building a home. friends, enemies , wandering meddlers and grumpy dragons all conspire to make Aaron's new tower a magical place.
The NWO: The Orderly's Silent Spring
Series: shorts!, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,590. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Horror » Crime
almost 50 short stories, Horror, sf, fanasty, crime, blogs, humor and essays.
Christmas Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,190. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Shorts stories with a Christmas Theme. Leprechauns, dyraids, UFOs, robots, crimes and dogs! (designed for animation)
The Apprentice's Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,270. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Another collection of shorts stories, all based on a wizard getting an apprentice and the problems that result.
Shorts From All Over
Series: shorts!, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 57,520. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Various short stories from various collections. Teddywars, Spike's Bar, Aaron+Henna.
UFO Observer Part Three
Series: UFO Observer, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 170. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Part three in the UFO Observer series; a graphic novel in many parts. Hector and Shelly get noticed by the mob, security, corperations (and a few other AIs). Life gets interesting as every tries to get the prize; Hector meanwhile is still looking for anything that'll survive the current extinction event he can report back to his bosses..
UFO Observer Pt Two
Series: UFO Observer, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
UFO observer pt two: The local scene. 50 pages of cartoons detailing the continuing adventure of Hector and Shelly. Hector has been sent here to observe the current extinction-event, and report on survivors.
UFO Observer
Series: UFO Observer, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
Hector, ufo- earth-observer, is assigned to earth to watch the current extinction-event Finding the likely survivors from a hole deep enough to be safe in before the other observers do is tricky. (cartoons)
Aaron+Henna : The Witch-Wizard War
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 101,920. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Aaron and Henna: Book three. Fantasy. 101627 wds, 250 pages. The team of witch and wizard try to prevent the destruction of Gate-town.
Teddy Hunter: The Nano-zombie War
Series: teddyhunter, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 100,400. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
(5.00 from 1 review)
alien AIs trying to take over the earth. Tracker and Mindy try to stop them, but this time they're disguised as teddy-bear robots.
Girl-Ghost
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 85,860. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Girl ghost by kevin williams Aaron and Henna stray into zombie-land, a port-town and end up with another wizard trying to cure a girl-ghost of an unwanted boyfriend.
Stalking Millionaires
Series: comics, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 120. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2013 . Categories: Nonfiction » Art, Architecture, Photography » Applied arts » Clip art, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cartoons, line drawings, too intellectual. Girls at club man-hunt attempt to snag big bucks while chatting with friends. The passionate hate-machine crashes and burns whole cultures at a time. Secrets of the dating game revealed, with modern personalities... or lack thereof. Exploring attitude, personality and character.
Teddy Hunter: The New World Order
Series: teddyhunter, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 105,070. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
cyborgs, AI invaders robot-hunters and the underground all meet; and the meeting isn't friendly.
The Gateway Project
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 98,610. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Fantasy novel. The bumbling apprentice burns his beard off again, trying to survive after being fired, cursed and captured by a few witches.
Teddy Hunter: The Underground
Series: teddyhunter, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 110,220. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
Runaway robot teddybears get hunted down as they try to escape to the underground. SF action adventure: Everything either explodes or giggles at you... and the dropping anvils are ticking.

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