Patrick Harding


Born in Bournemouth, England, Patrick grew up on the wrong side of, the tracks.

On those mean streets he joined a vicious street gang that harassed passers-by. Consequently he was deported to Canada at the tender age of seven years.

He spent his teen years in a Witness Protection Program where he eventually entered Waterloo Lutheran University, a party school so notorious that it had to change it's name to Laurier not long after Patrick's graduation.

Whereupon Patrick talked his way into a staff position at Dorchester High School, a party school so notorious that it had to change its name to Lord Dorchester Secondary School in the hope that by honouring a nineteenth century mouth-breathing aristocrat, it would gain some semblance of respectability.

Patrick taught there for thirty-two years largely through intimidation. Today Patrick lives with his moll, Rosemary. He has five lieutenants and ten soldiers in his "Family"

He urges you to buy his writing. It's an offer you can't refuse.

Smashwords Interview

Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
The story was called "Duck Goes Quack" and it made me realize that animals can't talk
How do you approach cover design?
Carefully, so as not to startle it. More specifically I rely on a wonderful designer, Angie Scott at Zest Agency.
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Where to find Patrick Harding online


An objective review of Sp[lendiferous
A fabulously handsome literary critic who does not in the least resemble the author, reviews this novel set in alternative universe where Germany won WW2.


A Teen In Nazi America
The first book in the series, Splendiferous, contains three parts. The first part introduces the reader to sixteen-year-old Telly Walker, tech genius and high school dropout. The time is the present in a universe where the Nazis won World War 2. Port, Telly's home town has been designated a ghetto. In part two, Telly is consigned to All Saints, a Church facility where he searches for his missing father. During that time a native ghetto is annihilated and Telly is framed for it. In part three he is returns to Port to stand trial. He becomes part of a movement that liberates Port from ghetto status. In the second book, Tumultuous, Part One, Telly finds himself in Florida taking courses at Werner Von Braun Technical Institute, where Nazi drones are designed and manufactured, and dodging attempts on his life. He hooks up with a Resistance group dedicated to ending the Nazi's use of drones to control America..


Self Help (For Other People)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,610. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The problem with self help books is that is very difficult for most of us to find areas of ourselves to improve. Face it, we are pretty much perfect the way we are. However we certainly can’t say the same of family members, work mates, and most of all, friends. This book is for them. And if laughter is the best medicine, it's for you, too!
Retirement Park Redo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,460. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / essays
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For some of us high school was the worst time in our life. Our shortcomings were exposed during gym showers, so we got shoved in our locker for the weekend, and had to experience the Senior Prom from there! For boomers of a certain age, Retirement Parks are giving us a chance at a do-over, whether we graduated high school or not. Here's thirty-six ways we can redo our Park while we're at it!
Tumultuous Part One:: A Teen's Further Adventures in Nazi America
Series: A Teen In Nazi America. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,200. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Alternative history
If you ever wondered what life could have been like in an America under Nazi control, the first part of this sequel continues to fill in the dots. You may be surprised at the differences to the America we know. And even more surprised at the similarities!
Series: A Teen In Nazi America. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Alternative history
Telly Walker, sixteen, lives in a ghetto in a Nazi America, where the slightest protest brings you a public lashing. His father disappeared ten years ago. Soon the Night Watch will implant a chip in the back of his neck and he'll do menial work for rich white folks only too happy with the status quo. Telly must find Dad and wake up America before a Drone destroys everything he loves!