Brother Paul, D.U.I.


After a lifetime of the most strenuous Catholicism, Brother Paul, D.U.I. is now happily settled, living in pre-absolved sin with his partner, Rebecca, on their sprawling 0.11-acre ranchette, “Amazing Graze.” He spends his days raising prize-winning heirloom guilt and herds of Protestant carpenter ants, which seem determined to eat the life-sized cross near his mailbox, as well as the increasingly wooden features of his own aged face. In the evenings, according to the strict rule of Saint Pinot Noir, he enjoys a chalice of something strong.

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