Penny Lumiere

Biography

In March 2021 I pledged to donate all revenue from "The Totally Normal Massage Place" to charitable organizations focused on supporting Asian Americans, women, and sex workers. I've sold nearly 100 copies of the story, except that almost all of those have been for free, as part of Smashwords promotions. So, to-date, from 6 paying customers I've made a little less than 5 US dollars from the story – sadly not enough to have much impact. So instead in March 2023, I donated TEN TIMES the revenue from the story to Red Canary Song.

"Screwged" is featured in a new Paranormal and Sci-Fi erotica bundle with stories by Polly Liticat and Rex Schmutzig. One of Polly's stories is WLW, and I like it a lot.

Penny loves Jane Austen and many of the genteel romances she inspired. And Penny likes (some) unapologetic, uncomplicated smut. But Penny can't write either of those things. Penny's characters almost always want to get it on (often in unorthodox, un-couple-y configurations) but they have to be messy and decidedly complicated about it. O well. Such is life.

Smashwords Interview

What's the story behind your latest book?
I liked the idea of writing a dirty Christmas story, and I thought it would be fun to riff on "A Christmas Carol," since the original is so painfully wholesome. Originally it was going to supposed to be a lot pornier, Ebby was going to have sex with the three ghosts and then a big orgy at the end. But stuff going on in the real world crept into the story. It came out both darker and more romantic than I intended. Honestly it's not very market-friendly, but I'm proud of it, and I'm glad my friends at M34 gave it a home.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Coffee!
Read more of this interview.

Series

Paranormal & Scifi
Superheroes! Succubi! (Throughly consensual) tentacles! Time-travel! Aliens! Definitely not Disney's Dwarves, nor Tolkien's! Monsters? Romance? Smut!

Books

Paranormal & Sci-Fi Erotica 7-Story Megapack
Series: Paranormal & Scifi. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 60,350. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2022 by MemeThreeFour. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Science Fiction, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
7 complete novellas and stories of fantastic erotica. Superheroes! Succubi! (Consensual) tentacles! Time-travel! Aliens! Definitely not Disney's dwarves, nor Tolkien's! Monsters? Romance? Smut! This wallet friendly bundle includes some of Polly Liticat's most popular stories, as well as tales from Penny Lumiere and Rex Schmutzig. Please note: These works have previously been published separately.
The Totally Normal Massage Place
Price: $1.32 USD. Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2021 by MemeThreeFour. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian, Fiction » Erotica » For Women
When Tina sees a beautiful woman leaving a spa looking VERY satisfied, she wants to know more. She learns that this totally normal massage place offers a special service ... NOTE: The author is horrified by the recent murders in Atlanta spas. This story is not intended to contribute to the hypersexualization of Asian women, but all profits from it will be donated to charity, in perpetuity.
Screwged
Series: Paranormal & Scifi. Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 8,430. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2019 by MemeThreeFour. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Erotica » Science Fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
An erotic lesbian romance that might shock the Dickens out of you! Seven years ago, Ebby made a terrible mistake. Will she get one last chance to make it right? Ebby has it all: money, looks, ruthless business instincts, and powerful sex toys. But even if she won't admit it to herself, she's haunted by guilt over what she did. Do the Christmas ghosts offer a way to find her better self again?