Randy Porter


You might not know it, but famous author and literary smart guy Randy Porter was born in the backwoods of Lufkin, Texas on December 26, 1967. Actually, that's not true. He was born in a hospital, like all good folk. Then, many unrecorded years of stuff occurred (much like what happened with Jesus, but with less healing and fewer miracles), and today Randy is the world's greatest writer, foremost collector of broken typewriters, and most despised purveyor of filth. Thank God it all happened before the Democrats got back into power.

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