"They walk our streets, kissing in front of our children!"
In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a demented governor of a small town vows to “cure” perversion with her brainwashing machine.
Lovemaking... Butcher knives... Totalitarianism... Prudish Shelly Neville is not just abusing her power and capturing lovers. She's...
"I can make you stronger. No one will push you around ever again. Are you interested?"
In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a vampire queen living in an ancient pirate ship seduces a suicidal, nasty nun.
Seduction... Betrayal... Revenge... They pushed Megan too far. Now she's more than just a nun.
She's a nasty vampire nun.
"I will introduce you to a world bursting with pleasures beyond your wildest dreams."
In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen.
Romance... Guns... Vomiting... Are you ready to be injected (lovingly) with virginal fear? Then get on the train.
Vampire Lesbian Train.
"I like hearing him suffer," she smiled... "It helps me sleep."
In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a retired zombie hunter goes after his daughter's abusive boyfriend.
Money. Zombies. Robots. Here comes the judge.
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
Includes a preview from Raymund Hensley's "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter".