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Neal Ross Attinson

Biography

Neal Ross Attinson has worked at various times as a market research drone, spa attendant, printer’s devil, printer, bookseller (new and used), bike messenger, hawker, broadcaster, wedding officiant, freelance journalist, and award-winning newspaper reporter. (And that’s just what he’s been paid for.) His current interests include pararabbinics, skywatching, productive daydreaming, informed appreciation, recreational thinking, armchair travel, Oxford commas, and all matters culinary.

Books

Commonwell Cookery by Neal Ross Attinson

Price: Free! Words: 6,540. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Courses & dishes / general

Having been asked on more than one occasion how to prepare meals (and eat!) like Prosatio Silban, The Cook For Any Price, this work is here served forth by way of grateful reply. May these bones of recipes nourish appetites gastronomic and literary, and may the Flickering Gods smile upon your honest and sincere emulations.

The Cook For Any Price: More Commonwell Tales by Neal Ross Attinson

Price: Free! Words: 69,130. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author

It’s back to the Exilic Lands for our dauntless and resourceful holyman-turned-chef, where he seeks rewards both profitable and profound in a world unlike any you’ve ever visited.

The Cook For Any Price: Across the Rimless Sea by Neal Ross Attinson

Price: Free! Words: 126,470. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author

(5.00 from 1 review)

A self-defrocked holyman wanders a fantastic landscape, eking out a meager but honest living as a mercenary cook.

Pithyisms by Neal Ross Attinson

Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2021 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays, Essay » Literature

One man's humble contribution to the world's collection of wisdom literature.

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