Service With A Smile
By Richard E.D. Jones
Published: March 28, 2011.
Gary Burgin has a problem. He has no idea what aliens want. Which wouldn't be a problem if he didn't run Earth's only clandestine tourist agency for visiting aliens. Outer-space-type aliens. Because he's supposed to be running the whole thing on the Q.T., it's not like he can't ask anyone for help.
A beer sounds like his best idea so far. And that's just for the aliens.