Rob Loughran


Rob has 23 books in print: mystery novels, science fiction, young adult, short story collections, joke books, and books on writing. He has published 200+ articles in national publications and also has a busy career as a failed screenwriter.


The Official Social Distancing Joke Book; These Jokes Will Keep People Six (or More) Feet Away
Price: Free! Words: 132,220. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2020. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
The Official Social Distancing Joke Book is 130,000 words of filth and bad taste. Just what Americans need to maintain and preserve the crucial six foot haloes that will save our Republic. Don't let Washington, Mason, Jay, Hamilton, Jefferson, and Oprah down. You need these jokes to maintain our Social Distancing.
Fish Stories: A Redneck Noir Mystery
Price: Free! Words: 76,870. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Davis O'Kane is embroiled in an IRS audit, a divorce, a burgeoning romance, a harrowing relapse into gambling addiction, and an accumulation of dead friends and acquaintances. The cops want answers but Davis only has more questions. Add to this Nevada high-desert drama a crooked horse race, a bitter custody battle for his twin daughters, revenge, and a scientific scheme to beat the roulette wheel.
The Official Donald Trump Jokebook
Price: Free! Words: 6,430. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Current affairs
Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked Trump’s private jet? They are threatening to release him unless all their demands are met. How has Donald’s real estate career prepared him for the presidency? He’s been kicking black families out of their homes for years. What will Donald do before he deports all the illegals? Make certain his pools are cleaned and lawns are mowed. More inside
How to Outsmart a Bully
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,360. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Norman Babbit never thought seventh grade would be like this! When Norman skipped a grade and entered junior high a year early he thought his life would be great. But the school bully forces Norman to do his homework, his younger sister is a brat, his English teacher hates him, his older brother is trying to fill in for his deceased father, and his mother thinks all Norman's problems are dietary.
Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays
Price: Free! Words: 31,130. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2015. Categories: Essay » Literature
"Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays" is a collection of writing from 1983-2015. It's concerned with family, Jack London, shopping at Walmart, beer, cancer, Bonsai, writing, impact craters, Homer Simpson, and Marathon running. Rob Loughran has published 23 books and over 300 articles in national magazines. Twenty-nine of those articles are collected in "Walmart to Wolf House".
The Official Blonde Jokebook
Price: Free! Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
“Mother?” asked the new blonde bride, “how can I make my new husband happy?” “Love,” said mother, “is a beautiful bond between two people who respect each others' needs.” "I know how to fuck, mom,” said the girl. “I want you to teach me how to make meatloaf.” Did you hear about the blonde carpool? They meet at work. What are Vanna White’s favorite consonants? North and South America.
Beautiful Lies
Price: Free! Words: 48,900. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
(5.00 from 1 review)
Darren Elmore has it all: beautiful wife, status, profitable vineyards and winery in Sonoma County. But he has always wanted--needed--to know what it feels like to kill a man. So Darren chooses an unknown victim on a lonely road and indulges in a thrill kill. And he gets away with murder. Until a blackmailer shows up. Then Darren's own life and livelihood are threatened unless he pays. Now.
The Official "I Hate Women" Jokebook
Price: Free! Words: 57,580. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bartender Rob Loughran noticed that most of the jokes he heard at work were about women. So he wrote them all down and published them in "THE OFFICIAL "I HATE WOMEN" JOKEBOOK His wife and five daughters think he's an idiot.
The Smartest Kid in Petaluma
Price: Free! Words: 31,370. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Literary
Norman Babbit is the smartest kid in Petaluma. He is also the youngest kid in junior high and his teachers, his little sister and the school bully are driving him crazy. If only his science project qualifies for the Nationals in Washington DC...
Teenaged Pussies From Outer Space: A Love Story
Price: Free! Words: 34,840. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Captain John Wryght, USAF is piloting the Bandler Deep Probe 9 when the spaceship encounters three unembodied aliens. The DP-9 is contaminated and John initiates the craft’s self-destruct sequence. But billionaire Richard Bandler overrides the billion-dollar-vessel’s self-destruction and the DP-9 returns to earth, evanescent aliens and all. That's when the poop hits the propeller...
Tantric Zoo: A Bud Warhol Mystery
Price: Free! Words: 49,320. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Tantric Zoo begins at a tantric sex couples retreat in 1987. Amid the cavorting and indulging and groping and exploring one of the campers ends up dead. The surviving campers bury the body and return to their lives. Until 2008 when the body is discovered and Bud Warhol finds the murderer and discovers how two decades of guilt has affected the lives of everyone involved with the Tantric Zoo.
Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook (Warning: Contains No Stupid Knock-Knock Jokes or Dumb Pictures to Take Up Space)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,190. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Entertainment
(5.00 from 1 review)
What do clouds wear when it's raining? Thunderwear. What time is it when 12 people go skiing? Winter. What do you call a one day old dog? A puppy? What did zero say to eight? "I love your belt." Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes. Over 1650 Jokes!!!
A Man Walks Into a Bar....A Compendium of Filthy, Uncouth, Lewd, Lusty and Lascivious Jokes. Written, Compiled. Borrowed and Stolen by Rob Loughran
Price: Free! Words: 132,260. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...A COMPENDIUM OF FILTHY, UNCOUTH, LEWD, LUSTY and LASCIVIOUS JOKES is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor. The original 700 page print edition (2006)sold well. This updated digital version is the entertainment bargain of a lifetime.

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Smashwords book reviews by Rob Loughran

  • Calling All Men - How to Slay Your Inner Princess, Nineteen Ways to Man Up on Oct. 26, 2011

    This is a funny and insightful book. Kent's ultimate message, delivered with laughter and well-intentioned vulgarity, is that--AS MEN--we are responsible for our own balls. It's not the economy or your mommy or your ex-wife who keep you fat and unhappy, it's you--so deal with it. If you're a man, be a man. Buy this book. Read/study/enjoy it. I have a feeling that gals will love this book because it affords you a peek into the locker room/sweat lodge. Buy this book. Highly recommended. Rob Loughran
  • Over Easy on Sep. 26, 2012

    "Over Easy" is a pleasing smorgasbord of characters. The novella rolls quickly through a series of slice-of-life vignettes in entertaining 1940s dialect. There is information and man-in-the-street analysis of WW II battles but "Over Easy" works so well as fiction because the reader sees how the war’s events affect the hearts and minds of those fighting the war on the homefront. The novella is, especially for its compactness, an effective and moving character study. All the diverse characters—from a Communist prep chef, to a Japanese infantryman, to a GI writing letters home to his sister from Italy are rounded-out and presented with all their warts showing. This is not a simple-minded “Those Were the Good Ole Days” rehash of World War Two. And you can even pick up some cooking tips utilizing war time rations! Highly recommended, I’m looking forward to Peter Stewart’s next installment in the series.