Jon Gold


Jon Gold has dropped out of more schools than you’ve attended. Then he dropped out of corporate life. There is nothing, so far, that he’s not been able to drop out of. At some point, maybe even today, he expects to drop out of the world.

He has autodidacted his way through successful careers as a typographer, tech writer, SGML analyst, and restaurateur. Now, he fancies himself a novelist, as if that’s a thing.

He currently lives in Oregon, but his favorite place in the world is a hundred feet under the warm cerulean seas of the Caribbean, because when the fishies make up silly stories about the world, they keep it to themselves.

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Rolling Bones
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 85,730. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Fates are missing and all the gods are running amok. Existential Investigator Valentine Ryan wants nothing more than to be left alone with his scotch, but as a roster of friends, enemies, frenemies, and wilding gods make clear, he has no choice but to go looking for the errant immortals. Rolling Bones is a noir satire that is also a literary meditation on the nature of all stories.

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