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Member Since: March 17, 2013

Rose D'Andrea

Biography

Rose D'Andrea is the eldest daughter of a mad scientist father and a word wrangling mother. Raised in a delightfully eccentric household she married an equally wonderful and eccentric man. She now spends her days drinking tea, blogging and coming up with stories and poetry for her next collection. She is also working on a couple novels, one of which is titled I Killed Them, Mama.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?

I assume you're not talking about a screaming bladder.
The fact that my job is staying home, writing, reading, and hanging out with fellow writers on my blog and Twitter.

When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?

Reading. Drinking decaf English Breakfast tea. Trying to ignore household chores. Usually all at the same time.
Other than that, I like to hang out with my husband, chat with my sisters, and compare books with my mother.

Where to find Rose D'Andrea online

Twitter: @rose_dandrea
Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://rosedandrea.wordpress.com

Books

My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry by Rose D'Andrea

Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General

My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry is a small collection of clean poems about the bathroom. Starting with the poem entitled But This Isn’t and ending with When You Really Go Camping this little book with take you through many of life’s more interesting bathroom moments.

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