T.J. Lantz

Biography

Though new to the world of professional writing, T.J. Lantz has been a world class storyteller (A.K.A. liar) for many years. Originally forging his craft by creating backstories for each of the lawn gnomes he managed to liberate from the prisons his neighbors called their front yards, lately he has answered to a much higher calling. Namely, making up stories to entertain the small children that people refer to as his "students". Encouraged by his ability to trick ten-year-olds into believing everything he says is true, Mr Lantz has now decided to offer his amazing manipulative abilities to the rest of the world. He plans on world domination within three months.

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Books

Sir Dudley Tinklebutton and the Dragon's Lair
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
Sir Dudley is a shining example of true knightliness- he is always chivalrous to the ladies (provided they are young and attractive), he keeps his boots polished at all times (his squire’s job), and he never says no to a free drink (he deserves it). He has the perfect career- until one day when he steps foot in Candon, a village besieged by a vicious dragon. *A 6200 word short story*
Gnit-Wit Gnipper and the Ferocious Fire Ants
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,870. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Gnipper is an eight year old gnomish scientist trying hard to earn the community’s respect for her work. She just needed an idea that could benefit everyone and now she has it- she’s going to create a growth serum to fix the gnome’s height issues. Everything is great until she decides to test her product on Chloe, the queen of her fire ant farm. Can she save Rosehaven?
Gnit-Wit Gnipper and the Perilous Plague
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
(5.00 from 1 review)
No matter how hard she tries life never seems to go quite right for Gnipper Tallhat, an eight-year-old Gnome determined to receive the recognition her intelligence deserves. This time, however, she's got it all figured out. Finally, her father will have to be proud of her accomplishments...provided he manages to live through them. *This is a 6,000 word short story*
Rise of the Retics (Rosehaven: the Hidden City)
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,130. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tyranna has spent her life believing that she is nothing more than a simple orphan girl, but when three armed men drag her out of her room in the middle of the night all that changes. Soon she is eluding kidnappers, dodging cannonballs on a pegasus, making friends with demons, and taking on a criminal organization run by fairies: all while dealing with the news that she's not entirely human.

T.J. Lantz’s tag cloud

action    adventure    ants    dragon    friendship    gnomes    halfdemon    humor    humor and action    knight    medieval    rosehaven    school    science    shapeshifter    unicorns