Ross Cavins graduated with a BS in Computer Science from UNC Greensboro. He currently works as a freelance website designer and internet programmer and lives in the North Carolina Piedmont.
Two divorces and a mid-life crisis pushed him to pursue his life-long dream of writing a book. His primary goal is to one day visit a bookstore and hear, "Hey, is this you?" instead of, "Hey, you gonna pay for that?"
His work has appeared in Swill Magazine, Hiss Quarterly, USA Deep South, Hack Writers, Dead Mule, and elsewhere. He's much funnier in person.
WINNER! 2010 ReaderViews Lit Awards - Humor!
A woman with a toe thumb, a case of Katie Couric-induced priapism, a not-so-average holdup, a con-man-in-training ... each story flows through to the next with seamless complexity and recurring characters forming a single universal plot.
You've never read a collection like this.
Raunchy, gritty, bizarre, laugh-out-loud humor.