I do have a vagina, and I do call her Ruby, but you won't be surprised to learn that Ruby didn’t really write the book. It was me, Ruby’s Owner.
However, the bit about me being a typical snarky redhead is spot-on, and the image you can see is sort of me on a good day – with a teeny bit of artistic license and a whole lot of wishful thinking applied!
Who am I? Well, that would be telling, wouldn’t it. I could be someone really famous, like J.K.Rowling or Stephenie Meyer, hiding behind a pen-name, but I’m not. Or am I?
All I can say is that I’m from the US originally but now live and work in the UK - and my bosses would not be too thrilled if I put my real name on the cover of this book.
I wanted to write the book from Ruby’s point of view so I came up with the pen name of Ruby Gash because it sounded sort of rudely fitting - and the domain name was available, you gotta think of these things.
I then thought I’d make it a little less ‘in yer face’ by breaking it up with a middle initial. So Ruby G.Ash was born. I kinda liked it. Trouble is, I kinda liked it so much I decided to steal it from her and use it myself from now on.
Sorry Ruby, I know you had the name first but from now on we’re sharing it, because I have other books in the pipeline and I think the name will be a perfect fit for the genre the books are in.
I, Vagina: An Insider's View of Sex & Orgasm
by Ruby G.Ash
This little book is all about me. It's about how I, and all the other bits around me, work. It's a hands-on guide to keeping me happy with no punches pulled and no feelings spared. When it comes to sex, orgasms and how to treat a girl there’s no real mystery, guys just need to understand that girls don’t work in the same way as they do. This book explains it all - straight from the horse's mouth!