Ryan Krave

Biography

“Look, I’m pretty much a genius. My therapist told me so!”

I could write you a bunch of bullshit about how amazing of an author I am, and all the awards I’ve won, and all that crap you’re used to hearing on an author biography. But let’s be real with ourselves, yeah?

I’m just an unordinary man, living an unordinary life full of weird philosophies and did I mention…women?

Ahh yes…women. Perhaps you’re even a woman yourself…? Did I also mention women are crazy?

Well, here’s the deal…I am writing entertainment for all you crazy, reading junkies out there looking for your next escapist novel to “get your fix”.

Here I am! Serving you weekly doses of my own little, experimental, drug I like to call Krave.

Addicts!! I even encourage you to even join my newsletter on the right (>) along with your fellow Krave Junkies. We will take care of you. Promise!

The truth is, I encourage you…NO I STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you be very careful! Krave is a highly dangerous drug that will grab you in small doses and take control of your mind and your body. Do not take this lightly.

You’ve been warned!

WARNING

Krave can become habit forming both physically and mentally after one small dose.

May Cause (even in small doses):

Eye soreness
Uncontrollable sexual stimulation
Sexual organ fatigue
Excessive biting and scratching
Racing thoughts
Inter-dose Withdrawals including but not limited to:severe depression, rage, craving for stimulation, trembling, feeling of loss, and in severe cases, murder.
If you have noticed any of the above side-effects or find yourself sexually stimulated for over 4 hours. Please notify Dr. Krave immediately.

Where to find Ryan Krave online


Books

Love is Overrated FINAL DOSE (Krave)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,640. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Man Whore Diaries is a mix of Charles Bukowski, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Sh*t My Dad Says and Fight Club topped off with absurd language, raunchy, in your face insight and an entirely new way of looking at the world and relationships. 50 Shades for men? Or perhaps, a even more realistic 50 Shades of Grey? You be the judge.
Love is Overrated FOURTH DOSE (Man Whore Diaries)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,060. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hello there, my name is Ryan and I am a man-whore. Is it just me or does that sound like something you would hear at a fucking Sexaholics Anonymous meeting? The life of becoming the all popular sex-crazed, man-whore full of debauchery and living a life suited towards individual pleasure is way beyond what you could imagine it to be.
Love is Overrated FIFTH DOSE (Man Whore Diaries)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,030. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ryan Krave’s latest urban, dark comedy featuring raunchy sex with an honest and comedic insight into the male mind and contemporary relationships and marriage. Women… if you ever wanted to know how the male mind honestly operates, this is the book! Featuring the short stories of Ryan Krave as a memoir with a fictional twist, Krave begins as a shy, timid, college boy venturing into adulthood.
Love is Overrated THIRD DOSE (Man Whore Diaries)
Price: Free! Words: 12,010. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ryan Krave’s latest urban, dark comedy featuring raunchy sex with an honest and comedic insight into the male mind and contemporary relationships and marriage. Women… if you ever wanted to know how the male mind honestly operates, this is the book! Featuring the short stories of Ryan Krave as a memoir with a fictional twist, Krave begins as a shy, timid, college boy venturing into adulthood unable

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