Sarandon Branderson

Biography

Sarandon Branderson is like an alternate universe Brandon Sanderson who suffered severe brain damage after a crazy squanching session with an alcoholic Kzin. He enjoys airplane turbulence, and lives day to day, hand to mouth, writing fantasy novel parodies not just to survive, but to someday even quit his day job and get to squanching all year long! If he was an Allomancer his metal would be Zinc (for rioting). If he was a Feruchemist his metal would be Cadmium (for breathing). As a Twinborn, he'd be called a mouth breather. He'd never be a Mistborn, but might say he is for SEO purposes. Mistborn.

Books

The Annoyomancer - A parody of Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Series: Children's / LDS Version
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 49,470. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is a terrible idea born from a worse idea born from a reasonably good series of novels by the world's fifth greatest fantasy author! If you like Brandon Sanderson's works, then you'll get a kick out of this parody. If you dislike Brandon Sanderson's works, then you'll enjoy taking the piss with me. If you've read some Mistborn, then read more. Read The Annoyomancer!
The Annoyomancer - A parody of Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Series: Adult Version
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 49,020. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is a terrible idea born from a worse idea born from a reasonably good series of novels by the world's fifth greatest fantasy author! If you like Brandon Sanderson's works, then you'll get a kick out of this parody. If you dislike Brandon Sanderson's works, then you'll enjoy taking the piss with me. If you've read some Mistborn, then read more. Read The Annoyomancer!

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