Sassy Johns

Biography

The best advice I ever got about sex was from one of my randy old aunts (yes, I have more than one randy old aunt). She told me that "Sex is supposed to be fun, so don't take it so seriously."

I guess I've taken that to the extreme in my life and in my writing, and I'm here to help you learn to laugh during sex as well. Trust me; you should try this at home!

Sex is inherently ridiculous; it's icky and sticky and you make funny noises - often from more than one orifice at the same time.

My SASSY stories are my attempt to bring some humour into humping, some fun into fucking, and some laughter into lovemaking. At the same time, I’m trying to take the shame out of shagging.

Even my randy old grandmother approves…
Thanks, Nan!

Books

Adult Bedtime Stories (6 Book Value Boxed Set Bundle)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,010. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Two authors with contrasting styles bring you lust and laughter in equal measure. Get all six hot and hilarious books for the price of three! Snow White fucks 7 men; Pinocchio's cock grows as well as his nose; The Princess has bruises from the prince's riding crop, not the pea under the mattress; Jack fucks the giantess's feet; Rapunzel sucks the Prince; and 3 little women meet 3 big bad men...
Jack and the Beanstalk's Favourite Fetishes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,150. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
All the girls in Jack's village are involved with helicopter-pilot concert-pianist billionaires, leaving Jack lonely and longing for love. But everything changes when he swaps his beloved Daisy the Cow for some magic beans. Each bean brings him closer to what he's always wanted...the fulfillment of his favourite fetishes. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY. CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT.
Pinocchio's Perfect Penis
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,250. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Pinocchio is created as an anatomically correct puppet to service Geppetto's wife. Carved from wood, he is always up, hard, and ready to satisfy her. But when the Blue Fairy brings him to life, she (and every other female he comes into contact with) gets more than she bargained for...WARNING: FOR ADULTS ONLY. CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT.

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